Surabhi

IQ would be the last thing you will find in an aashiq. So, don't be an aashiq, be a sensible person and follow my account for more puns and jokes.

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LinkedIn should rename its Dark Mode to “LinkeRaat.” ☺️

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Senior Employee when the cute intern is impressed by the Junior Employee:

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HR: So, what are your weaknesses?
Me: I fall in love very easily.
HR: Sorry?
Me: No, don’t say sorry, love ☺️♥️🌸

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Job interview tha isliye jaane, abhi emotionally unavailable relationship hota to talking stage, situation ship stage, ghosting stage, aur baaki sare stage clear karke dikhati ☺️

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Hi guys,
Random thought: Do CEOs ever sign off messages with “CEO you later”? 👋🤔

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Hi guys,
Finally he texted me yesterday to apologise and said…

“We are sorry to inform you that we can’t go ahead with your application at the moment.” ☺️

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Keeping the picture of a woman for whom I work very hard and earn money every day☺️🙏

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@Ankitt_tt @UberIN_Support @Uber_India Thank you for mentioning this, at no point I called him from my personal number.

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TW: Harassment
Recently in Guwahati, I took a cab from BSF Campus to Uzan Bazaar. My father works in BSF and I was visiting him for a few days.
At the end of the ride, the driver demanded extra money beyond the total fare and harassed me. @Uber_India @GuwahatiPol

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Later, the same driver began messaging me repeatedly on WhatsApp, insisting I reply. When he asked about the video, I realized it was him. He continued harassing me and also sent explicit/profane content.
This behavior is unacceptable and unsafe.

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नववर्ष पर किए देवी कामाख्या के दिव्य दर्शन 🙏🌸

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In Meghalaya, equality isn’t a discussion, it’s a daily practice. Women work across sectors, across terrains, and stereotypes. From petrol pumps to street businesses, they show that work has no gender, only skill and intent. Sharing a pic these two beautiful women I met there ♥️

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LinkedIn kholti hun to career ki chinta ho jaati hai.
Instagram kholti hun to lifestyle ki chinta ho jaati hai.
Twitter kholti hun to desh ki chinta ho jaati hai.

TikTok hi best tha, no tension, no worries, only a bunch of people making “I am a rider, provider” videos 😭

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@AirIndiaX what is this behaviour?

They cancelled my flight without any prior information. The current state of airline services in this country is truly sad. It feels like airlines are competing with each other to see who can cause more inconvenience to their customers

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@apurv_shaurya No, u 🥹🥹

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Winters in Namma Bengaluru 🥰

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10. Overall, Dhurandhar is less about ideology and more about brutality, performances, and scale. Watch it for that, not for Twitter theories.

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Watched Dhurandhar Finally.
1. The loudest discourse around the film seems to be alpha beta gamma male theories. Honestly, that feels like excessive reading between the lines.

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Heard a lot about Dhurandhar.

Time to see for myself whether the hype holds, or if it’s really the alpha male, misogyny, propaganda film everyone keeps arguing about.

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9. Honestly, I hope a foreign language hip hop track stays with the audience. That would be a nice change.