John Realman

MS born, long-time Twin Cities guy. Easily amused.

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

you can see the progress of the police state in the united states by the death of nightlife across american cities. ive been outside enough to see the death but the second you leave the country bam its still 2008 outside

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

This Spurs team might have been the least clutch team I’ve ever watched and I’m an Atlanta sports fan

[Joe @electionsjoe]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
THE POPE IS ON OUR SIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

wanted to skip gym today but i just saw that video of pete hegseth with the dumbbells.. let me get changed

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The New York Knicks win the 2026 NBA championship over the San Antonio Spurs, snapping a 53-year title drought.

A champion constructed with a series of moves over several years; notably Jalen Brunson, OG Anunoby, Josh Hart, Mikal Bridges and Karl-Anthony Towns, then hiring of Mike Brown.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[saira @sairaspooks]

elon musk gotta die bro

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

“You can’t build socialism if you like America” is a deeply-held belief by much of the left, especially academics, and it’s also complete nonsense. Literal idealism.

On the left, in general, we put infinitely too much weight on how you *feel* about certain things, like a nation

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is so insane😭😭😭

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Gay person: I am gay

Trans person: I am trans

Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc

Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

Knicks gear everywhere, bori flags everywhere, brazilian flags everywhere this might be the greatest saturday in NYC history

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the wildly ricocheting seething american cop, and me as the serenely and peacefully descending scottish piper

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

Yeah like, I’m not gonna let my son get raked through coals. If you had the power of the presidency you’d pardon your kid too lol

Not even from a tactical standpoint, why would I let that happen to my kid lol

[Union @yumtapwater]

Maybe your cat is meowing because it wants to move to Minnesota

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Also that straight women really are nowhere near as superficial as incels say we are. If we were, he’d have legions of fangirls, and yet he doesn’t. Because he sucks. Turns out we really were telling the truth on caring most about personality!!