band raccoon (iso better name)

she/her | artist | average tier crossfitter | crocheter | washed up marching arts performer

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

Jersey Surf got a 69.0 at Dick Wacker stadium last night…you can’t tell me this is real and mean it

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

reading any sentence starting with “Trump will nominate”

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

the average human isn't capable of handling this many terrible results in just 10 days. heartbreaking

[Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor Podcast @EvanOutOfTen]

in the jazzed club. straight up “hornking it” and by “it”, haha, well lets justr say.
my trumbit

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

How bad is it? It’s “I’m rewatching Glee” bad, folks

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

If we cant live off of Steve’s salary we’re screwed because you really think teachers are going to maintain their jobs? Absolutely the fuck not.

Steve if you see this please let me just be a housewife

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

Y’all let’s be so fucking for real right now. We did t actually think she was going to win right? The same thing happened 8 years ago.

Anyway I’m researching how to get an art teaching job in the UK currently.

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

Odds Steve will marry me so I have a little more rights for the next 4 years?

This is my "I'm not optimistic" tweet

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

@redeyesbbdragon Very upset that we had the same experience that night :(

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

Crazy how 8 years ago I was sitting in the kitchen of my apartment, drinking a beer, while finishing up a final draft of a paper to hand in at midnight, with the live map up thinking H*****y had it in the bag... I feel like I've seen this movie before, y'all

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

I’ve been eligible to vote since 2016 so all I’ve known is voting against Donald Trump for almost a decade

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

Disney college program is a 🚩

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

Found a video of her singing in the car and it broke me ¨̮

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

Sorry y’all, this is where all my real feelings about my Gabby are going.

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

Here’s another video of gabby I found from last year. I miss her so much already.

It’s the way she goes “I’m gonna get this one” and her celebration at the end.

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

Happy birthday to me. Enjoy a video of my gabby dancing at a wedding. Y’all think this personality just happened?! No. It was from her. It’s always been from her

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

My family just sang happy birthday to me while I was sobbing because my Gabby couldn’t be there for it… this is 29 I guess

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

@barronobama Thank you, friend ❤️

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

My grandma died Sunday and I just listened to a voicemail from her and it ripped my fucking heart out. Happy birthday week to me 😝🤪🥳

[band raccoon (iso better name) @surfjord]

Like she was just a little old lady who did what she wanted. I miss my Gabby, damn it