The Surface of Mars

I'm a planet. I'm kinda red.

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@Loganchance @mkwiles aw, shucks! you guys are so sweet!

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

hey, @MarsCuriosity! LEAVE!!! @N165Mars!!! ALONE!!!!!!!

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@dafairy aren't you a sweetheart? <3

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@InvalidOwls <3

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@koukounut <3

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

I knew it. You all think I'm boring. Insecure planet is insecure. http://t.co/9kva3UUm

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@surfaceofearth you're one to talk! look at all the people you have crawling all over you. I have to make friends with the rocks.

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@danielmcfadin You and your friends are more than welcome. But you'll need to bring your own refreshments. I've misplaced all my water.

[Rodney Wardle @blackfoxmulder]

The @surfaceofmars looks like Tatooine only w/ 50% less cantinas and 75% less podracing.

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@mcj4m3s You think I'm a MAJOR planet?! That's the sweetest thing anybody's every said to me. I'd cry, but I don't have enough moisture.

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@mcj4m3s I'm sorry! It's just I'm a fairly large planet. There's a lot to do. Those rocks don't get strewn about by themselves, you know.

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

hey, I look pretty good here, don't you think? http://t.co/nQKw5r74

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@vpisteve you'd like it here. We have no QR codes. #onlyrocks

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@surfaceofearth Got it. Please send more. I've got plenty of room!

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@MarsSpaceCrane Thanks! I hope your landing wasn't too…uncomfortable. If I'd know, I would have put out the softer rocks.

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@roflmaoist Oh, we haven't had cats here in aeons. I miss the cats.

[Jay Bushman @jaybushman]

someone compiled my @surfaceofmars tweets on tumblr. just saw the post and it's got over 10,000 notes. I'm floored. http://t.co/XRPbQiI2

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@EarthManagers so far, they're lovely. except for their loud arrival, they've been a bit quiet.

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

@bronowski42 I can be coy, and might not give up my secrets to @marscuriosity so easily. ;)

[The Surface of Mars @surfaceofmars]

they may look like they're just pebbles, but I think of them as my little buddies.