James Patterson

Waterman, surfer, creative solutionalist, making inventors into entrepreneurs. One can only be surprised if they don't know what they are actually doing.

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

@RossVDG14 @OTRHoops @OntheRadarHoops @TaiYoungHoops @_joshtec @AP_Writess @CoachHemi @shoottheshots_ @Proven_Prospect @TriHoopsNet @davis_mccarn We played Van in Miami last month and he is 6’3” and dunks!

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

You don’t need engineers to build your dream home, so why do we insist they build your business…

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

When your Project Manager reiterates that, "we are in the MVP stage and need to be agile..." You can only be surprised if you don't know what you are doing. How to spend other people's money ($).

#startups #digitaltransformation
#innovation #AIforidiots
#AI #technology

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

Our teams are so smart that we changed our business's name to have the word artificial in it..Ooops.

How to spend other people's money ($). Brilliant Products Intelligence, anything less is artificial.

#startups
#innovation
#technology
#AIforidiots
#AI
#FirethatCTO

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

When you know it's the top of the market.
Welcome to A.I. as a Service.
No, you are the AAAS.

#AIforidiots #AI #innovation #startups #Run! #VCs

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

What you will never hear from our Brilliant Products sales team…”Yeah, I hate money ($) too.”

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

When you realize that everything about your existing customer’s experience is wrong. #Innovation #Startups #design #AI #AIforidiots

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

Are you being taken for a ride or can you not stop salivating at the journey you are on…If it feels like work someone is lying to you.
#innovation #startups #fintech #AI #technology

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

When your client is told, "we co-create through empathy, failing fast, and within an agile development methodology. How to spend other people's money. Run.

#startups #innovation @Delta @Accenture @DeloitteDigital #AIforidiots #design #technology #AI

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

When your client realizes that your Project Manager at $380 per hour was never really needed.
#startups #AI #design #UX

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

I have been driving #digitaltransformation for top Fortune 1,000 companies across the globe for two decades, and never have I come across a team of #digital #strategy #design and technologists like the awesome people at Brilliant Products https://t.co/87rpFgsC0P

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

@benmezrich @SquawkCNBC You want to ban short selling, but haven’t said a word about selling something you don’t own - i.e. calls.

When you short a stock, you actually have to secure a purchase of the stock.

There are +20 ways to do it effectively of which none of them have been articulated by you.

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

@PicturesFoIder Four eggs remain.

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

Now we have heard it all. @AndrewSorkin tells @barrysternlich1 that a real estate agent missing out on a sale commission from not closing a deal is the EXACT same as a speculator risking their own capital. Same-same. Barry was right, Andrew is killing America.

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

@chrisdelia MEW? Dude, you tweet way too much. #Mew

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

#Automated #Trading and Trading are different as #automatedtrading was synthesized by robots, conceptualized by aliens. The rest is trading.

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

Apparently placing resting orders well under market causes an influx of fear. Who is scared-longs or the shorts. #Regulationforidiots #CFTC

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

When the #ESRB states "#Clearinghouses should have skin in the game" they obviously don't understand the #markets for which they regulate.

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

Van's big break! https://t.co/DVBcyVO1AR

[Surf Shots @surf_shots]

RG @surfacewave: #Surfing with #Vanin10 at a nice little #beach #break in http://t.co/RMh0EkA471

[James Patterson @surfacewave]

@surf_shots Cheers for the shout out!