sophie charlotte

domestic goddess, slightly obsessed with rugby, gin, fitness and stationery, attempting to navigate the rollercoaster that is mid-life dating, ginger 🇪🇺🌈

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

@Gill_Catterall And so it begins, eh?

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

Reasons I need a dog

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

reasons. i should be your valentine:

6. lots of cuddle experience
2. i have been told. i am cute
9. i will protect you. from evildoers
3. convenience. i am right here
5. i don’t have a valentine yet

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

when he puts a kiss at the end of his bio

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

With a nod back to some previous related posts, I give you:
An Observation of Dating App Icks- a thread
#datingapps
#menintheir40s
#singleover40

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

when his profile pic looks like a passport photo

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when he has aggressive warnings about your behaviour in his bio

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when he says he is looking for his "queen"

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when he has decided to call himself Mr Handsome, Bigblackdoc or similar

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

when one of his photos is clearly his wedding photo

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

when one of his photos has a previous partner in it

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

when he uses dogs as a distraction technique (although tbf that's less of an ick and more just plain cheating)

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

when he has taken his profile picture from 2 inches away from his chin

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when there isn't a single photo of him without sunglasses

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

when he's in his 40s and holding a skateboard

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when he's in his 40s and uses a snapchat filter

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

when he starts his bio with "I love carp fishing"

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

Half the men on dating apps feeling completely inadequate rn

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

Symptom of only ever knowing a female monarch:
Hearing sentence "he threw eggs at the king in York" and thinking it's from a nursery rhyme

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

First they came for the parody accounts… and I was pretty shocked, because there are actual Nazis on this platform that should probably be dealt with first.

[sophie charlotte @surferosa]

Do they still do that thing when you get knocked out of asking you who the PM is to check you're OK?
Feels like a flawed plan rn