rustle t. critter

crittertopia can be a place on Earth if you let it

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

taking the last name of my beautiful wife Marellia Belly and naming our wonderful son Patrick

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[valentine @tinyritalingirl]

recent things ive made for this video and the last few before it, but it's only the signs and posters bc it's funny how many of them i make

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

@Wario64 Hmmm seems like a good deal... What do you think, Zach?

[SandwichJWare @SandwichWare]

Sgt Pepper’s Blue Meanie links up with The Beatles

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

@bar0queblood this is a common phenomenon caused by gaseous fireballs entering the Earth's atmosphere interfering with radio waves and electromagnetic signals. nothing to fear.

[mikayla @blodgrevinnen]

living in an over-sexualized society is so tiring when you just want love and affection and friendship. this unfortunately feels like too much to ask.

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

@pfaffphobic kids legitimately don't have empathy the way adults do, they haven't developed it yet. i remember when 3 kids died of meningitis at my school, and the day it happened the elementary schoolers on the bus were fake coughing to mess with the other kids getting on.

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

i really hate the term "OC." it feels like it infantilizes the whole idea of writing and implies the normal is established characters or fucking IP's. you can just call them a character. just say "i wrote this character" or "i made this character." stories existed before Tumblr.

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

are you into girls god makes examples out of

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

i told my boss to keep that paycheck. today's for the stockholders

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

does the vein on my arm count as a thirst trap

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

@doemisu what do you mean

[cash @cash__browns]

Nancy 8/28/26

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

in your hands before you you hold a tiny, little screen - perhaps a medium sized screen - the thing about that screen that's so peculiar? it's full of billions and billions of small homosexuals.

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

it's actually fascinating how nobody in my town had ever ordered food before. it's always their first time. every time.

[yakkocmn @yakkocmn]

this might be the coolest wallpaper i've ever seen in my entire life

[rustle t. critter @SurfinUSthey]

I've had one day off in the past 3 weeks do NOT talk to me about your 3 day weekend