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Even my shadow has more reach than my tweets bug or feature? @elonmusk @cb_doge @X @XCorpIndia @Support

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@AlishaJain01 It completely breaks away from the "corporate" feel and shows that you value your team on a deeply personal level

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@AlishaJain01 Gifting a customized family photo item

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@Kash_Patel From India, with Love...

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@GWR World Record for most replies? Good luck with that when Elon is burying every non blue tick reply at the absolute bottom of the ocean!

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@stats_feed Everything is fine until AI infrastructure starts eating smartphone memory! 💀 Companies are so busy building AI data centers that budget smartphones are literally going extinct. The gap between premium and budget is widening like never before

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@MahilaCongress सलामत कैसे सो जाता है हाकिम इस अंधेरे में,
कि जब तक बेटियां रोती हैं आँचल के घेरे में।

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@ShayarImran रात का आख़िरी पहर है और हुक्मरान सो रहे हैं,
पर न्याय की चौखट पर आज बूढ़े मां-बाप रो रहे हैं।

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@BeingSalmanKhan Bhai aap jo bolte ho woh dil me aata hai samajh me nahi! 😭

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@BernieSanders @GregCasar @BetoORourke @texasdemocrats As an Indian stabilizing global energy markets is crucial for us. Unnecessary conflicts in the Middle East only spike global oil prices impacting developing economies heavily This war rhetoric needs to stop

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@SrBachchan परमपरा, प्रतिष्ठा, अनुशासन... सर, रात के 3 बजे ट्वीट करने का यह कौन सा अनुशासन है?

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@MansiLashkari7 @stats_feed Replying to you is like casting pearls before swine Waste of my time 👋🤡

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@DamosUniverse @stats_feed Calling public government records and official forest destruction a 'narrative' just because it hurts your delusion is pathetic The only echo chamber here is inside your empty skull Keep crying about beliefs while the reality wrecks you

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@MansiLashkari7 @stats_feed https://t.co/s2Hbo2NHpQ Sit down you uneducated clown 🤡

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@LegoBagul @stats_feed Imagine being such a pathetic corporate dog that you defend a billionaire wiping out India’s forests & then claim others are dreaming Official data completely wrecked your fragile ego and now you are crying under my tweet

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@sillydillii @stats_feed The only ones ruining this country are brainless Andhbhakts & corporate lapdogs like you
Exposing the destruction of India's actual forests and standing up for our natural resources is defending the country defending a billionaire corporate giant destroying it is the real damage

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@tprajapatioo7 @stats_feed Check the official dashboard of the Union Environment Ministry MoEFCC Stage-II forest clearance was granted for 1742 hectares of pristine forest for Adani's coal project

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@MansiLashkari7 @stats_feed So the Government of India's own official reports are anti India now? Imagine being so deep in corporate bootlicking that you label Indian ministries as Western propaganda just because the facts hurt your fragile narrative Stop making a clown of yourself to save a billionaire

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@BhaveshJoshi07 @stats_feed Calling official Union Government Ministry MoEFCC clearance data 'Naxal' is peak intellectual bankruptcy when you can't debunk the fact that the govt officially cleared 4.5 Lakh trees for Adani's Kente block you resort to labelcalling. Keep crying Fix your brain 🤦‍♂️

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@PramodSwrdkr @stats_feed Fake ID? Cry more. Read the official MoEFCC Clearance Data for Kente Extension the govt formally approved diverting 1742 hectares of dense forest for Adani's project marking 4.48 Lakh trees for mass felling Next time do basic research before making a fool of yourself Keep barking

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@Gaurav_kumrawat @Shivkanhua @stats_feed Imagine having your brain so rotted by party politics that you defend corporate greenwashing while real forests are bulldozed No one cares about your political bias ignoring dying ecosystems is pure misery Don't know how y'all function in daily life being this blind