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Hey.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I just realized that I’ve wasted my whole life on the side of twitter that speaks English 😭

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

The owner of van cleef watching everyone wearing his bracelets but only 30 were sold this year

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

Private?? As in you go come my house fry plantain chips?

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Innocent people go open their businesses (restaurants, lounges, cafes) say they wan make profit , another person for internet go dy talk “don’t cast my fav spot” 😂😂

[this is not a bad chew @_SlaveInUtero]

zenith bank doing this guess the bank thing but getting it wrong is so annoying and they have 5 options!

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Vi @vurpuz]

He deadass?

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Bro wtf 😭

[21 Nut Savage🏂 @yobrxxzy]

Egbon na playlist be this

[hal @txtkabir]

Sato a criminal but he ain’t a liar

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

I’m amazed at people who are addicted to consuming content that triggers them.
Can never be me. If the algorithm starts to move weird, I immediately start pushing the “not interested” and “show less content like this” buttons.

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

The type of shit Riddler says when Batman's on his last nerve:

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

ok 🐘

[sarina @talentedtrait]

I’m sorry but you cannot take tiktok away from me 😭😭😭😭😭

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Greedy ass nigga got low battery mode on at 95%

[Deji the Platypus. @ayodejilwl]

What did tired crayfish say when he got home? What EDÉ😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

kwality police work here

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Make he unbox Pepsi like say na Rolex or MacBook

[JTheHero @johnochai7]

His wife cheating on him has made him lose his mind, he thinks he’s dating us now

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

OMG, this crab is eating his foot skin, and it's absolutely devouring it with relish 😭