@CogitoErgoSumv@suddenxfear He is a secret third thing (invite men from bath houses for sex then make them watch him mimic seppuku for his own sexual gratification until they eventually left)
@thecheffromchef for me
0/0.5 - offensively awful
1 - fails on almost all levels
2 - mediocre + boring, but glimmer of art present
3 - many things done well but a few flaws
4 - highly enjoyable and well made, easy recommend
5 - fantastic masterpiece, immediately among favourite movies ever
@abismal_pecto@eramguy@mattstat7160 that is completely past the point of believability you are almost definitely just misremembering how long you spent on it as a function of frustration
@abismal_pecto@eramguy@mattstat7160 like you are talking about "most of your free time" (assuming at the very least one hour a day) for over a thousand days. fighting jevil. and not beating him. 1000 hours on a max 10 minute fight like lets be serious. 10 hours is an absurdly long time to spend on him