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amateur at pretty much everything

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Surizar @surizar]

🤣

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[Surizar @surizar]

el oenegeismo

[Diario La Hora @lahoragt]

#AhoraLH | Por otra parte, Tagger hace mención de las formas de respeto a la democracia y no intervención en otros órganos del Estado por parte del Ejecutivo.
📹✍️: Kenneth Jordan

[Surizar @surizar]

noombre… 🤦🏽‍♂️ el (o la) 🦂en la 👔

[Ministerio de Comunicaciones @CIV_Guatemala]

¡El futuro de la movilidad ya despega!
CIV firma adenda con las municipalidades de Guatemala y Mixco para el desarrollo del Aerómetro.

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[CANAL+ @canalplus]

Marjane Satrapi est partie, le combat reste 🤍

[Surizar @surizar]

el compa soltero que trabaja wfh desde 2020

[GUA S.A. @ColectivoGUASA]

Este creador de contenidos se atrevió a romper el paradigma de lo que significa tener amigos, y nunca para de inspirarnos. ✊🏼✨

[Surizar @surizar]

🤣

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Enhanced Games stock crashes 50%, after many non-enhanced athletes outperformed "juiced" ones.

[Surizar @surizar]

He sido el menos cachureco por regla propia, pero este Papa si #respect

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Today, among the goods that are universally intended for everyone, we must also include new forms of property, such as patents, algorithms, digital platforms, technological infrastructure and data. In a context where the wealth of nations depends increasingly on knowledge and technology, when these goods remain concentrated in the hands of a few, without adequate forms of sharing and access, a new imbalance is created that contradicts the universal destination of goods. In turn, it widens the gap between the included and the excluded, between those who can participate in the digital revolution and those who remain on the margins. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Surizar @surizar]

Uff que fuentes. A la próxima no me extrañaría que consulten al “Lobo”.

[Libertópolis - El valor de la verdad @libertopolis]

En el caso Laparra, el juez no denunció por capricho. Si un juzgador descubre un ilícito y no lo reporta, comete incumplimiento de deberes.

Al presentar la denuncia, la fiscal entra en "excusa perpetua": legalmente inhabilitada para investigarlo por conflicto de interés. ⚖️Nos explica: @CEDEguate

@MYDDA
#JusticiaGT #SistemaDeJusticia #Guatemala #Libertópolis

[Surizar @surizar]

lol

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

[Sonny Figueroa @Sonny_Figueroa]

NUEVA INVESTIGACIÓN

Testaferro de Miguel Martínez compra lujosa casa en #Alicante, #España

De Santa Lucía Cotzumalguapa, Escuintla, al Mediterráneo: la nueva vida de millonario de Demci Arnoldo López Villatoro

Texto con @marvindelcid

▶️ https://t.co/9tThvFaZRU

[Prensa Comunitaria Km169 @PrensaComunitar]

#URGENTE 🚨🚨 El fiscal general, Gabriel García Luna, destituye a Rafael Curruchiche

Curruchiche, jefe de la extinta FECI, fue despedido del cargo esta mañana. El exfiscal criminalizó desde la Fiscalía Especial a voces críticas e intentó anular el proceso electoral de 2023.

#Ampliaremos

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The U.S. government agrees to drop tax claims against President Trump in a broadening of his IRS lawsuit settlement. https://t.co/bZZAh9Q1Bi

[Surizar @surizar]

prohibido netcenterear

[Alexander Valdéz @J_AlexValdez]

🚨 #AHORA Una circular enviada al equipo fiscal del MP sobre el uso de redes sociales señala que “queda prohibido utilizar la actividad fiscal, las actuaciones procesales o cualquier información derivada del ejercicio de las funciones institucionales
para realizar alusiones, referencias o manifestaciones”.

[Sergio Ferrero @calotonterias]

Las personas con más cociente intelectual tienden a acostarse y levantarse más tarde (+52 minutos en promedio).

[spidey @lochan_twt]

“We used to read documentation”

[News from Google @NewsFromGoogle]

The Google Threat Intelligence Group has detected the first known instance of a threat actor using an AI-developed zero-day exploit in the wild. While the attackers planned a wide-scale strike, our proactive counter-discovery may have prevented that from happening. This finding is part of our new report on AI-powered threats.

[Surizar @surizar]

@CesareRGG P p pero y como le hacen para llevar un colchón en la villa lobos?? 😭

[Sergey Nazarov @sergeynazarovx]

We used to go to a special website, ask strangers for help with programming, and get humiliated in return