suraj

unfunny

[suraj @surpharosh]

the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood in the nss blood donation camp

[suraj @surpharosh]

no but why did we collectively as a generation do the hitler salute to ask permission for entering a classroom

[suraj @surpharosh]

Thank you @IndiGo6E for absolutely no compensation/damage/refreshment promises, teaching me never to have any expectations whatsoever. I just hope my manager understands the greatness I am experiencing and excuses minor losses to shareholder value from my end tomorrow.

[suraj @surpharosh]

Thank you @IndiGo6E for helping me experience BLR T1 like never before.

Thank you for delaying flight 6E 5295(2nd Nov) by more than 5 hrs (and counting, I am tweeting while boarding the plane the 2nd time after the crew randomly asked a confused set of passengers to deplane)

[suraj @surpharosh]

Thank you @IndiGo6E for helping me with new experiences (red eye flights and literal red eyes too, credits to sleep deprivation) even when I paid extra for a normal flight time.

[suraj @surpharosh]

Thank you @IndiGo6E for teaching me how to be a good manager by being absolutely inaccessible to the people who you have to answer to.

[suraj @surpharosh]

Thank you @IndiGo6E for helping me understand the concept of bare minimum by providing one (1) miniscule pack of dry fruits and a juice box for a delay that lasted more than the time it took for me to reach BLR airport.

[suraj @surpharosh]

they said never let the student in you die, toh mumbai schools closed ka message padhte hee 2.18pm ko office se nikal gaya

[suraj @surpharosh]

happy swatantrata divas, and to the non-divas out there too

[suraj @surpharosh]

friend put a story saying BLR->LHR and I thought for a good minute ki aisi kya majboori aa gayi ki bandaa lahore jaa raha hai

[suraj @surpharosh]

oh the gold you find when cleaning out drafts

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff of Ax-4!

[suraj @surpharosh]

a timeline where Josh Tongue bowled to Quinton de Kock would've had insane match summaries

[rameen 🐝 @rameenwhile]

heyyy.... maybe we can use their first names here..... just a thought !

[suraj @surpharosh]

no one gets me like microsoft teams auto-reply

[suraj @surpharosh]

everything reminds me of her

[suraj @surpharosh]

"namak swaad anusar" sanjeev ji bold of you to assume that I can anusaar my swaad

[Ritik Sharma @ritksharmaa]

🤣😂

[suraj @surpharosh]

chris bhai m-indicator download kar lena, thank me later

[Coldplay @coldplay]

We are so happy and grateful to be here in India 🩷🩷