quarter life crisis byrne

don’t @ me unless you have at least one shiny eevee

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

Bloop

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I wanna get something like this for my living room

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

I started Cursed on Netflix... it was alright. The first episode seemed very rushed to set the rest of the series up so I’m going to give it a few more episodes.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Billionaires need the working class.

The working class does not need billionaires.

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

I would just like to point out that I turned 25 in 2020 and that means that my quarter life crisis has arrived and since 2020 has been playing out the way that it has, I’m not saying the state of the world is my fault BUT-

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

I remembered my twitter password and would just like to say this

I watched Cats (2019) last night and it wasn’t bad.

I mean it was. But I expected a lot worse.

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

..... oh shit hi

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Folks... we have come full circle. This is Charlie, dog of Brant. He naps in a pineapple and really likes french fries. 14/10 you’ve got a good dog, Brent

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

I’m being fucking attacked https://t.co/MRFQ9AL5ht

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

@bapoapst YUPX

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@sumaleedotcom You were wonderful! So glad you’ll be back next week as well, I’m loving Nila and your portrayal!

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

Boy. Seeing some hot takes today on what D&D is & isn’t.
What being a fan means.
Or a player.

Is this a game played for fun or a religion?

How ‘bout folks just take this game marketed to ages 12 and up & play it to their own personal preferences & enjoyment? Crazy concept.

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

I need to remember how much I hate having a completely clean shaven face for when I decide to completely shave my face so that I can STOP MYSELF.

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

@NerdyRobin Dragonborn trickster cleric

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

Me, a now 23 year old man, walking home on my way back to work and seeing some ducks following their mama: “*gasp* duckies.”

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

@rbyrne9501 @ohemgeenahh My favorite inmates. That you know of. 😂😏

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

@vbcmakeup @ohemgeenahh IH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH TELL YOUR PUPPY I LOVE THEM!!

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

@ohemgeenahh Thank you, love!! 🎊💖🎉

[quarter life crisis byrne @surpriseitsmatt]

The week leading up to my birthday is CURSED.