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Rewriting @realdonaldtrump so he makes more sense.

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@KenCarmanShow The Hubb Club. You're welcome.

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@realDonaldTrump Grabbed by the cock.

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(grabs kid's hand and hits kid with it) Stop hitting yourself! This wouldn't be happening if you weren't a liar and fake kid!

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This is a scary time for men. If you're a man looking for moral leadership in the Republican party.

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@realDonaldTrump For the record, I have no financial interests in Saudi Arabia (or Russia, for that matter). I ONLY have autocratic interests in them! Any suggestion otherwise is just more FAKE NEWS (of which I am plenty)!

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“Op-Ed praises Trump Administrations efforts at the Border.” @FoxNews The Washington Examiner States, “Finally, the government has taken steps to stop releasing unaccompanied minors to criminals and traffickers.” This was done by the Obama Administration for the past two years!

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I have strongly informed the guy down the street that if the large Caravan of kids heading this way is not stopped and brought back to his house, no more of my taxes will be given to support their school, utilities, or any infrastructure they benefit from, effective immediately!

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People have no idea how hard Hurricane Michael has hit the great state of Georgia's voter records. I will be visiting both Florida and Georgia early next week. We are working very hard on every area and every state that that has sadly lost thousands and thousands of voter rolls!

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We have not seen destruction like that since the black guy.

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FEMA has only one use #ForElectingMeAgain #ForgetEverydeathMariaAccountedfor

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Massive overflow crowd tonight in Erie, Pennsylvania. Where are the police when you need them?! Isn't this against a fire code or something? THANK YOU for wasting my taxes. Together, we are MAKING TAX-AVOIDANCE GREAT AGAIN!

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@realDonaldTrump Newspapers in my day printed everything the government told them to print! #MakePravdaGreatAgain

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Will be going to the beer hall tonight for Rally, and scapegoating! The Neighbors (and all) are very happy we are keeping those people from moving in!

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The paid D.C. kids are now ready to REALLY party because they haven’t gotten their checks -in other words, they weren’t paid in beer! Screamers having congress at all hours. Parents in my day wouldn't paying their bills! No respect for the autocracy that originally made us great!

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We thank you. We salute you. We honor you. And we promise you: we will ALWAYS have your BACK – now and when you shoot someone in theirs!

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The SCOTUS gets power solely from the faith of the ppl. No decision that requires the votes of Gorsuch or Kavanaugh should b considered legitimate & should instead incite civil disobedience as necessary to duly record the people's voice in the matter. And back to angry old guy...

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The crowd in front of the U.S. Supreme Court should get off its lawn! My lawn is huge, the biggest - they wouldn't even fill up my tree lawn! The Home Owners Association tries to make it look sooo big, & it’s not! Damn kids!

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You don’t hand votes to people who don't agree with you, and you don’t give power to women, kids, and minorities. Kids have become too EXTREME and TOO DANGEROUS to govern. In my day we believed in the rule of law - not the rule of the mob. VOTE ANGRY OLD MAN!

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@realDonaldTrump Can I have "Gaslighting the entire populace" for a $1000, Alex?

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@realDonaldTrump I fixed it for you...