Surreal

Bibliophile || Grammar nazi || Blogger || Techie || Geek || Potterhead || Foodie || sarcastic || Photographer || Coder || poet || writer ||

[Surreal @surreal_30]

Life of a #blogger:
1. Born
2. Prepare coffee
3. Write 3 lines
4. Scrolling through #Insta
5. "Shit, I should continue"
6. Randomly banging head
7. Cussing the screen
8. Stare the screen after completing work
9. "Is it good enough?"
10. Check views after every 3 seconds
11. Death

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@kunalstwt https://t.co/LbNjVJeNtH
Extensive summaries of books every 1st of the month.

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@shreyans512 Got your back. Will add it to my to-read list and you can then you can read the detailed summary on https://t.co/LEJpIrCwEr

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People be reading 2 books in their entire life and claiming they are the best books anyone can ever read.

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@srijansingh120 People who can use semi colon while writing stuff >>>>>>>>

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@SpaceSanjeet Still prefer the old one. Good way to use negative space though.

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White parents: We will make our child read books and join clubs so they can learn and get mature.
Brown parents: Taruma dedo bkl ko mature ho jaayega.

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All the jokes about facebook and its new name are going to be under the category, meta-comedy.

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@Vatsy_05 next time, turn around and face the other way, opposite of their direction. And feel the uncomfortableness creep in.

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That one time when I called a girl named Nandini, Nandi, is never going to be not funny.

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@Vatsy_05 Kartik Calling Kartik.
Bit more on horror side, A Quiet Place.

[Harrison Schenck @FractionalList]

Young men, unlearn these 7 lies as soon as possible:

1. Just be nice
2. The sky is falling
3. Your job is a family
4. Masculinity is toxic
5. Old people are dumb
6. There's always tomorrow
7. You can do it on your own

Break the conditioning to win your future

=THREAD=

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@Vatsy_05 If they brag about watching more shows then you tell them they have too much free time and move ahead.

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@virajraundal8 OnePlus bullets Z. Using them for more than 1 year.

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To get clear thinking, you need to start writing.

Writing ----> Better thinking ---> Better writing

[Shaan Puri @ShaanVP]

Clear thinking ==> Clear writing

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@SpaceSanjeet @D17333 @pikaso_me If only there was a way to take screenshot directly on phone 😔

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Had a dream that someone spread a hoax that if a potterhead reads a specific quote from Harry Potter for you, you will get Discord Nitro free for 3 months.

My inbox was overflowing.

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@srijansingh120 @FaaltuKeOpinion Date pe jaane ke liye ss daal rhe. Still have to find ki jaa paa rhe h ya nhi.

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People be suffering from issues like overthinking and anxiety, and tweeting bro I am an athelete because overthinking is an extreme sport.

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One more day of thanking God that my parents gave me a sane and not too absurd name

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@Vatsy_05 @srijansingh120 Oh cool