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closet optimist, selective perfectionist. registered mental hygienist.

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Relationships in your 20s

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The zip up hoodies Team USA came out in also make the players look like they’re wearing fishnets with nothing underneath wtf

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Team USA’s uniforms kinda suck, the fans wearing the Barbasol kits look like they’re watching the game shirtless…

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The promo pics for this shitty series The Miniature Wife (nice title) are horrendous. He’s staring at her crotch.

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A company of 10 can’t have a CEO, you’re an owner/operator at best.

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Why the fuuuck do people give a shit about latte art? you’re either glancing at it for a sec before sliding a cover on it… or admiring it ‘til it disappears the moment you take a sip or two…

Latte artists should be as cherished as medieval lit graduates with a D average.

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No one has worked harder than Harrison Ford’s marketing team these past few years… good god, we like him but give it a rest…

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Who in the fuck is still listening to Lady Gaga?

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-Guess what?
-chicken butt
-Guess, baby?
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Ubersharing home today. Tacked on 30 mins to my route by adding 2 more passengers, all picked up and dropped off before my final stop for a total discount of 2$.

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@archivemileyc Her vibrado… doesn’t.. sound.. good 🫣

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

My BBC (bossy boomer coworker) saw me using keyboard shortcuts and when she noticed I had copy pasted instead of saying oh neat what a time saver she told me it was against company policy lmao help

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@Downiebrownie_ No just depresh. I am from braziwyu and i am depresh.

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Don’t care how hard the times are, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises would never drive a KIA Optima.

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There’s a sign at my local grocery store bathroom asking employees to remove their aprons before they go into the bathroom 😬message received, skipping the deli section.🫡

[Zack Labe @ZLabe]

With ice growth remaining slow, the record #Antarctic sea ice anomaly (negative departure from average) continues to somehow get larger in size...

Seasonal cycle graphs at https://t.co/V0Lt0w20IQ. More info at https://t.co/QXRkBvOtPG.

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Honestly 🤔

[Sam Esfandiari @samesfandiari]

It’s time, Steve

[Sam Esfandiari @samesfandiari]

It’s time, Steve

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Five BOYS Pizza.

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Mama, are u a six legged cephalopod?Coz u look like one fine sextopus, if i do say so myself.