me when i am

inside me are two wolves, a dragon, three fictional characters, and a fragment of the Oversoul

[snuppydogg @snuppydogg]

In the 1980s, Domino's Pizza ran ads urging people to "avoid the noid", a gremlin who made competitors' pizza deliveries late and cold
Unfortunately, a paranoid schizophrenic named Ken Noid thought he was being personally targeted, so he took hostages at a local Domino's
After a few hours, he got hungry and had the workers make him a pizza, and after eating the whole thing, he got a little sleepy and the hostages escaped, and he surrendered to the police shortly after

[Moshe @Moshe_Meso]

Going clubbing is overrated…..lets get high and go watch people perfect unnecessary things 😊

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

i never considered that you used to have to send a letter to the newspaper to make this sort of tweet

[the lil faggot from dire straits money for nothing @eenuttings]

i really love that some marketing exec at kfc thought their typical customer would be familiar with the customary way of eating ortolan bunting

[sal. 🔞🔜AQF @Spooky_Sal]

Dude trained him around like a CoD zombie

[Pleometric @pleometric]

This video inspired me to really push Opus 5.5 and test its limits.

I followed the general workflow Donald described here and the results are great

[Key 🗝 🦊 @KeyTryer]

Immediately skipping at the jailbreak guide lol

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

the reason this lesbian bar story went so viral is that basically every left wing person in America has personally experienced some version of this story in their life over the course of the last decade and is really goddam sick of it

[Rowley @rowleyamato]

Mentioned covid-conscious lesbian bar to my therapist and she said “You’re the second person to bring it up today.”

[kw @ratappreciator]

lmao well …here we are

[Gizmo #Gremlins3 @basedgizmo]

You took my sadness out of context at the Covid conscious lesbian bar complex

[Sasha Richie @sashabella_r]

The lesbian bar story is a writing masterclass in how to include details that don’t necessarily advance the plot but enhance the work. Case in point: clown school

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Hatred and Discrimination Night at the Lesbian Bar:

[me when i am @surrealthom]

I asked like 50 students if they knew about this. I told the one who did that her algo is way too close to mine and, if she sees me in the wild, no she doesn’t

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. https://t.co/FuaTxqqjso

[Mike Litoris (Ikoku Merchant 🔌) @Neddy_ali]

Barsssss

[kaylene @gntlswt]

not being able to type w@taaaa is killing me

[chris 🃏 @ateapizzapocket]

"gay male pop is dead" no ur just lazy babe. hella talented gay and bi male artists who don't get any support from twitter outside a select few who have taste.

[billy @billyhumblebrag]

This my favourite