jenniferclarke

Surrey in my backyard.
Nova Scotia transplant.
Stay salty my friends.

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

It's almost 20 degrees out and the heat is roaring on skytrain. #why #itssummer
@TransLink

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

Snow (for the first time this winter) on March 10 seems kind of rude, tbh.
#snowwhat #westcoastwinter

[Michael de Adder @deAdder]

Democracy dies in darkness

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@TransLink

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

What is it with the heaters on the Mark V trains @TransLink ?
Do they operate strictly on an on/off basis? Today's setting is "surface of the sun". Watch your legs (and carryables)!
#skytrainheaters #itsnotthatcold

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@TransLink I'm inside the car so I'm only able to see a 4 digit number, unless it's in a different location than on the panel leading into the accordion connection between cars.

[Daily Hive Vancouver @DailyHiveVan]

Six-hour SkyTrain shutdown caps chaotic pre-Christmas morning in Metro Vancouver 🚝
https://t.co/haA2NVN5oA

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@LifelibertyLisa Oops, looks like you didn't actually watch this @LifelibertyLisa

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@TransLink 6024 thanks

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

Hey @TransLink , I'm on a Mark V train, and the heat is turned on so high people have to angle themselves towards the aisles so they don't get burned.
#turnitdown #itstoodamnhot #translink

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@RORO_009 @BlueJays @MLB @Drake It's a tribute to Rob Ford. 💛🖤

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@RealCdnSS these salad kits are now $6 each, IF you buy 2.
And this one had an large egg-sized inedible heel of romaine in the bag. This isn't just shrinkflation, it's something else entirely. For crying out loud, do way better.
#notcool

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@AGPamBondi Not "up to" and "no negotiating" in the same sentence 👍

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@GuntherEagleman Nayib Bukele's reported height is 5'8" 🤔

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@strombone1 🤣🍌

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@RORO_009 😮

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@RORO_009 😮

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@MTBarry8 @WilliamShatner Never lost a case

[jenniferclarke @SurreyIMBY]

@EndWokeness @JoeBiden Transgender Day of Visibility always falls on March 31, Easter does not.