sarah

[🦢 @loungingmee]

If you raped someone in 2012 and they speak on it today, you’re still a rapist. The timeline doesn’t rewrite what you did.

[nico 🐾 @whimsomnia]

ppl who post shit like this piss me off so fucking bad

[Kori 👁️👄👁️ @TheSketchyKori]

"Friends is not funny"
"The Office is boring"
"Abbott Elementary is mid"

We get it. Nothing makes you laugh. Perhaps sitcoms are not for you. And that's fine

[mads @dunphydiaz]

holy shit pinterest is annoying as fuck to use why is everything just an ad

[solé @layxsnv]

my AC been on for 16 day’s straight, I hope my electricity bill take klarna

[BrainyAct @amariatyliyahh]

Why do yall treat PTO like fckn treasure or gold, use that shit for WHATEVER 😭

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[latke @latkedelrey]

when snooki said Why is everyone acting weird towards me…. i felt that

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u bitch

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I can't stand when people ask, "Are you a dog or a cat person?" Listen Susan, I'll pet a crocodile if I know the little menace won't bite me.

[Starrgirl @0megaa]

@beyoncegarden The way I would beat her ass when i got home, she would need EMS to come take ger out of my house after that.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

If I had a daughter, I fear she would socially be behind because I’m sorry, but she would not be having lashes and XL acrylics in the sixth grade

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is his villain origin story

[c ☆ @tintafey]

this actually made me laugh out loud when i saw it

[CjMtheIrish🍀 @CjMfdt]

Happy Monday BlueCrew!
FDT and the Ho.

[Leks @iLEx_006]

Rogan all smiles as Michelle Obama called a man. Fucken trash ass propaganda puppet.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

this was my love island