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| i turn serious situations into jokes | ♉︎ • ☻

[ᔕᗩᖇᗩᕼ🥀 @surursturptur]

Whats the point of having a gorilla grip coochie if you aint got nothin to grip???

[Marcial Cuquerella @Mcuquerella]

Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado

[Nanito @lol_nanito]

I wish we had different sized titties readily available to wear depending on the occasion. There’s nothing casual about having gargantuan, voluptuous, breasts. I need errand-running titties, work titties, family function titties, etc.
These simply cannot be my everyday breasts.

[Aesthetic @Arthetec]

That marble island with the dark wood is stunning combo

[ᅠ @sehviyat]

Natural tones.

[Gökss @depresiftost]

ohh kafasını tutup yere çarpmış ellerin dert görmesin ablam

[Out of Context @InsaneContext]

Mom was convinced her baby somehow knew they were home every time 😭 But this man had the perfect explanation

[ᅠ @sehviyat]

the staircase has an aura.

[a @sufjancois]

is that what we're calling it right now? back in my day...

[Peaches 🍑 @_KingArii]

Spirit Airlines gone. Gas prices disrespectful. Groceries cost a whole paycheck or get recalled. The weather is acting like it has a personal vendetta. Miami Beach looking like a seaweed farm. Electricity bills creeping up 10-20%. Kids are feral. & every day it feels like our president is finding new ways to make life harder.

[kt🧝🏻‍♀️ @amishescapee]

They need to be running brain studies to see how this alters the psyche

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.”

Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭

[Timothy @fwtimini]

I HATE writing sentences that leave me no choice but to write “that that” in a row. It just feels so WRONG to me even if it’s grammatically correct 😭

[AntiSocial @Anti_Social_040]

i’m so exhausted. i feel like i’m repeating the same day over and over, the same routine, same feelings, same meaningless drama. i’m so sick of it, i just want to feel alive and be happy but i’m constantly drained and everything feels so pointless. i just feel dead.

[lady (lauren) jessica @laurenjesholmes]

part of living in the dc area is accepting that at some point you’re probably going to see the biggest and scariest military aircraft fly like 15 ft above you and you just have to go about your day like normal

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

[Safiq 🎙️ Sah•feek @ItsBankhead_]

No shade the kids be too grown these days they need to get back to this

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

nothing hurts more than seeing yourself in the same situation after getting better for a while

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

What I used to say when the weedman wouldn’t answer the phone

[jynx @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Redd @ReddCinema]

this is so embarrassing LMFAOO