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🚨 $SERIOUS UPDATE: ANOTHER 1.3% LOCKED
One big holder fully exited after we recovered to $2.15M. Good.
Weak conviction always gets flushed.
Some of it is already absorbed - because this isn’t a hype chart. It’s a conviction chart.
I’m in the trenches. Adding support. Like I always do. Like I always will.
Even when I’m on a ski trip with my girlfriend (she’s not thrilled 😂), I show up.
To reinforce that commitment: I’m locking another 1.3% that I’ve been accumulating.
My job isn’t to pump price.
My job is to build stability.
Locked supply + Bonkers mechanics + growing holders = math. You know what comes next
Every dip over the last weeks has been a $SERIOUS buy opportunity. That hasn’t changed.
If you’re tired of classic KOL pump-and-dump cycles…
If you’re sick of devs disappearing…
This is for you.
We’re one of the top Bonk projects.
Number one Bonkers coin.
Here to stay.
Be serious. And jeets, you have been warned.
$SERIOUS #SERIOUS #Bonk #Bonkers #Solana #Crypto @bonkfun@SolportTom@solportskg@satsdats #usd1 @worldlibertyfi@mellometrics
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🚨 First time for everything. Someone just paid to push my post to 111,000 views and sent 20–30 bot accounts to spam “scam” in the replies. 😂
Let that sink in.
We’re now at the stage where people are spending money trying to hurt us.
You don’t attack irrelevance.
You don’t pay to suppress a ghost project.
You only do that when something is working.
I’m not bothered. I’m not defensive.
If anything, I’m more bullish than ever.
Because attention like this doesn’t come to random noise. It comes to projects that are gaining traction.
We’re building differently. Transparent. Doxxed. Showing up every single day.
And that clearly makes some people uncomfortable.
Only in crypto do you see someone pay to try to sabotage another project.
Insane. But also… validation.
Stay calm.
Stay sharp.
Stay $SERIOUS.
🚨 A lot of people have asked why I haven’t onboarded big KOLs yet.
Let me be very clear. It’s not about money. I’ve thrown dozens of thousands of #usd1 into the chart.
Yes - many of them reached out.
Yes - they charge.
Yes - they can move charts fast.
But most of these “moves” follow the same script:
• coordinated buys
• side wallets
• massive short-term pump
• retail FOMO
• then a brutal dump
You’ve all seen it. Over and over again.
That’s not what I’m building here.
I have a real-life successful career. I’m fully doxxed. I’ve built my reputation over 10+ years in markets. If I wanted a quick pump, I could have structured it that way from day one.
Instead, every buy I’ve made has been at market. Not to manufacture hype - but to defend key levels.
To protect the trenches. To show alignment.
I didn’t create $SERIOUS to enrich influencers.
I created it to build something sustainable in a space full of short-term games.
Look at the facts:
• We hit ATH recently
• Holder count keeps growing
• Mechanism keeps compounding
• And during one of the most volatile geopolitical moments in months… we’re holding up.
People will buy.
People will sell.
That’s markets.
But I’m not going anywhere.
No paid hype.
No supply handouts.
No coordinated dumps.
Just conviction, transparency, and long-term building.
Having said this, there are some KOLs that I do respect a lot, and they are aligned. We even had one that built a position, believed in the project and when he took some profit (which we all want to do and need to do), he did so in a correct way to protect what we are building, exited slowly through dca. This is what it is all about. That is what I want to attract.
Be serious. We win differently.
@SolportTom@solportskg@bonkfun@mellometrics@worldlibertyfi@satsdats
GM $SERIOUS holders. New ATH overnight!
While some faded, we built. While some clipped the lows, we accumulated.
Now they’re buying back higher.
And that’s fine.
It’s okay to be wrong.
It’s not okay to stay wrong.
What’s happening here is different.
This isn’t just a chart moving.
This is a movement forming.
Show me another project where:
• The community voluntarily donates to strengthen the floor
• Big buys keep stepping in
• Holders actually align around one mission
You won’t find it.
We’re changing the game.
Conviction > noise.
Alignment > hype.
Movement > memes.
People are starting to notice.
We’re growing.
We’re stronger.
And we’re just getting started.
Sellers will regret. Hate to say I told you so. Not!
Stay $SERIOUS.
@bonkfun@SolportTom@solportskg@satsdats@mellometrics #usd1 @worldlibertyfi
Man I’m so sick of seeing cabals shill a token, everyone gets in, then it dumps.
Do people know they are playing a rigged game? Or do they think this is the only way and they are hoping to get in and out before the dump?
Fuck that.
Take this pill and get $SERIOUS
$SERIOUS is leaving the j33ts in the dust.
If you panic sold 2 days ago while myself and others were scooping up your tokens, I don't even know what to say other than you're NGMI.
You are NOT prepared for seriously face melting rally that is about to take place.
Strap in because $SERIOUS has the BEST dev in the space @MalatonKnows behind the wheel, and he's putting the pedal to the metal on this one.
I show my face. You can check who I am.
10+ years in finance including Executive Director at Goldman Sachs.
Senior role today.
Reputation > everything.
Now let me ask you something:
How many of you have actually won big in a “serious” project?
How many of you can sleep at night knowing the dev won’t disappear?
Knowing there’s no hidden cabal.
No paid KOL dumping on your head.
No anonymous ghost team.
Most of crypto is noise. This isn’t.
I built $SERIOUS differently.
• Fully doxxed
• Showing up every day
• Buying and locking supply
• Transparent distribution
We hit $3M. Twice.
We corrected.
We’re consolidating around $1.5M.
That’s how real projects build.
Consolidation phase has started.
I’m not going anywhere.
And I won’t stop grinding until this is the #1 coin in the Bonkers ecosystem.
For those who know me, I am a stubborn mfer.
Be different. Be serious.
@bonkfun@SolportTom@solportskg@satsdats
🚨 $SERIOUS UPDATE :
Yesterday’s shakeout was healthy.
On-chain confirms it - some larger initial wallets fully exited.
That’s part of the game. Happy they secured profits.
What we’re building isn’t about one candle.
It’s about a long-term success story.
Weak conviction rotates out. Stronger hands consolidate.
And at these levels, we secured more supply.
Yes - I’ve been buying with my own funds.
That’s visible. That’s aligned.
Not only that - yesterday’s volume, even in a red market, activated the Bonkers mechanism again.
Result? 7.5% of supply now locked.
Already done. Not promised.
Those tokens are reserved strictly for:
• Market making
• Listings
• Structural growth
And trust me - I’m working on those.
Distribution is looking better than ever.
Exposure is growing. Structure is tightening.
Patience rewards conviction. The serious gains are made by those who understand that.
Full transparency - check the updated liquidity & distribution in the website
We’re not going anywhere.
Stay serious.
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$SERIOUS update - I will be allocating a decent amount of personal funds to hire a Market Maker to bring additional price stability to Serious! Details out soon 🫡
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