Surviving Barstool

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@OhioTate This is unbelievably good. Couldn’t script this better

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@shuschj67345 @kadinthezone Strictly alleged. Just giving the context of the banners

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@LLF97401 @joneillearring You are thinking of Mary Kate Cornett and they already did that months ago. No one from barstool mentioned Kowalski specifically because of the Mary Kate payout

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@joneillearring I think meek is absolutely a valuable asset at barstool. But he’s an ancillary character that should show up about once a month, Dave wants to push the meek button far far too often and it ruins his value

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@rgfray1 Keegs is gonna fly in from the rafters like Seal Team 6 on Dan for that joke

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Dave always wrongly says his best value guy if he had to start barstool again with a value player it would be Meek Phil. The correct answer and it’s not even close is @OhioTate

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@iambarstoolgreg It just keeps coming up green

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@VivaLaStool @barstoolsports @AnnaCokerrr @sydneyaiellooo @Blutman27 @hqspider @kid_febreze @PardonMyMeme I would suffer through 1000 painfully boring unfunny Mintzy stories and then 1000 handpicked horrible Kate yak guests in a row if it meant never having to see that Anna girl in anything again. Shes the first barstool person in 10 years of watching content I’ve wanted fired

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@OhioTate Tate you know you have to find this composite and get his picture next to it. Would go “lava hot” as he would say

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Next ups
Danny Conrad, Nick Turani, Ryan Whitney, RA, Fran, Smelly, Nicky Smokes, Jeff Nadu

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I’m creating a thread here for what I think would be the perfect cast for season 6 of surviving. I liked this season, but it needs more juice in the cast, I thought a younger less wealthy cast would create more back stabbing and hunger for the money but that was not the case

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The absolute nos
Tommy, Glenny, Feits, Ella grif, Moobie, Megan. If you were a whiny 0 in your most recent season gone. Glenny out the fat guy routine is not entertaining. Tommy out he’s supposed to a savant and then whined that he got whacked. Feits is the biggest no of all

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Everyone is always a couple moves away from a win but here’s three I think actually had that

Tate- kill Dana instead of Hannah and you run the game

Glenny- Snake your alliance and make a good case for yourself

Tommy- Kill Dana instead of Nicky and make sure Rone dies

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Some final thoughts

Best player won

I love animosity at the end, and deep cutting speeches, but Tommy just came across as bitter and pathetic not funny or truthful

The way everyone voted shows me Marty could never win and was always a final 3 sacrifice (due to ria)

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I don’t understand Dana continuing to ask what he could have done better. They told you if you snaked Marty it established you as the power player. That was a monumentally obvious move

His other move was to keep Brandon instead of Glenny but that one was way less obvious