Surya

Reporting live from the toilet seat

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I am telling my kids that this is Kevin Hart @marknorm

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@Integral_soln Do you provide consulting services to new clinics? If yes, what would be the best way to contact you?

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@Bhaiju3 @Cryptic_Miind @exbhakt_ 😂

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Did .@AugustAlsina know about alopecia or he thought he was doing some make a wish thingy?

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.@willsmith enjoying at a comedy show

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missing standup right now. thinking fondly about my last time on stage. https://t.co/HKXJ08yan6

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When you forget to bring your headphones to the gym, you realize that everybody sounds like they having sex in their mom's basement.

#Thanksgiving2021 #workout

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Boxing is new WWE!!
#MayweatherPaul #paulvsmayweather #boxingtwitter

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@BazzaCC Go to any Walmart parking lot and you will see

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@ola_supports You could try to roll out options to connect patient with the volunteers who willing to provide the ambulance services and oxygen for free, while you figure out the design for professional vendors or other ways to help
.@anshuman1tiwari .@saurabhtop

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Can .@UberINSupport and .@Olacabs roll out some options to connect patients with mobile oxygen/ cylinder providers and volunteer/professional ambulances?

.@Uber_India .@Uber .@sundarpichai
#IndiaFightsCorona

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@TheDailyShow Well.. this is racist and ironic.
Mr. Noah, the Real New Yorker .@TheDailyShow

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@marknorm Best person to bring the chnage!!

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Best person to bring the change ..

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I thought Bruce was the runner https://t.co/VQUbyi1BlV

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@marknorm That would work for most Americans, regardless of dear or not.

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@Rajesh_0670 @SusanSarandon Hers is BJP's own Arun Jaitely Ji discussing the impacts of neo-liberal policies on small businesses and the agricultural industry:
https://t.co/eZzOi3y9EU

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- R. Kelly

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A person that truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.

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@Fact - R Kelly

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@aki26991 @HumorouslyVipul Vo sab to theek hai .. ye photo kon le raha hai?

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@netaji_bond @AbhiUpmanyu Kuchh log is duniya me sirf "fufa" ka kirdaar nibhaane aate hai .. offend hone ke bahaane dhoondhte rahate hai bas.. .@AbhiUpmanyu

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@HumorouslyVipul I thought his was changed to Naveen Priyadarshan

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@KanganaTeam @8PMnoCM Agree, you are the best person to lead the fools.

.@HC_meenaMP