susan

An icon in the making

[susan @susanisloosin]

as a child i was more upset about katy perry’s divorce than my parent’s divorce

[susan @susanisloosin]

never disrespect my queen like that

[John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz]

JD Vance is the most successful American under the age of 40. Veteran, college in two years, Yale Law, hedge fund, memoir that has sold more than 2 million copies, senator, now prospective VP. He should have overwhelming gratitude for this country. Let's see if he shows it.

[susan @susanisloosin]

@_naomieb jesus christ naomi stop stifling your student’s creativity

[susan @susanisloosin]

so cold that i’m thinking about wearing two pairs of socks to bed

[susan @susanisloosin]

you know things are dire when you’re waiting for your delayed flight and they bring out the chip cart

[susan @susanisloosin]

but if it’s the netherlands it’s only amsterdam because god forbid anyone from america visit a part of the netherlands where it smells like manure when it rains

[susan @susanisloosin]

@tara_ganguly maya

[susan @susanisloosin]

i used to be obsessed with jello as a kid and one of my childhood friends just said unprompted“i remember when you used to have a lot of jello in your house and then you took me to your basement and you had even more jello”

[susan @susanisloosin]

@Avani00088544 exactly

[susan @susanisloosin]

my dad once said the best way for non europeans to live and travel in europe is for them to do a phd there. i love how delusional a man who has only been around professors for the past forty years is.

[susan @susanisloosin]

the greatest thing about being 20 is that now i don’t care as much

[susan @susanisloosin]

about to delete all my apps and just have tiktok. honestly that thing is my google, my instagram, if they put the weather in there too i’d be good to go

[susan @susanisloosin]

my polish friend on a trip to an american convenience store asked me to take this photo “for her relatives”

[Anne Foster (@[email protected]) @alfhistory]

The book has a cover! Should be in bookstores by November. @DukePress

[susan @susanisloosin]

i don’t want to sound like a christian youtuber who uses coffee as a way to be ~trendy~ and ~relatable~ but i am dreaming of drinking my cold brew tomorrow

[susan @susanisloosin]

all my enemies live in bloomington indiana

[susan @susanisloosin]

random people around town are always telling me they love my dad and i’m always okay and ummm why?

[susan @susanisloosin]

listen this semester i explained who ice spice was in a paper and i got an A on that paper. connected? i think so

[susan @susanisloosin]

it is because he made a pact with the devil

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Henry Kissinger turns 100 years old tomorrow and his son reflects on the secrets of his longevity. Hint: It's not the diet heavy on bratwurst and Wiener schnitzel. https://t.co/aRiRSj2gvZ