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feminist killjoy

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My new favorite activity is telling people something they do/said is "revolutionary" when it definitely isn't

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If marriage isn’t coming home slightly drunk and spilling a glass of $35 wine on your husband then I truly don’t know what is

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Emotional support wine

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@greenteatho Oof just so much beauty

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Someone ask me about my wedding but specifically just about my bouquet

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I can count the number of days before my wedding on 1 (ONE!!!!) hand and that’s absolutely insane

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Can’t wait to get married partially bc I like Andrew but mostly bc I’m fucking tired of planning this thing

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I’ve been complaining about how small my tiddies got after losing so much weight and today Facebook advertised me bras specifically designed for small tiddies and this is my villain origin story

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@DomNoriega I bought this wax thing for my pup! It def works on dog friendly salt but also really great for the summer

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I just want to say that I lose an hour on my birthday this year (daylight savings) so I’m gonna need everybody to be extra nice to me to make up for it

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As an aside- you can imagine me repeating this list of food to myself every night like Aria Stark and her kill list bc that’s exactly what I’ll be doing

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Hawaiian pizza from dominos w cheesy bread
An entire sourdough loaf
Tacos!!!
Plain white rice idgaf
Chocolate chip cookies
An entire chocolate cake
Every type of bagel
Noodles of all varieties
Potatoes in all its forms
Taco Bell (diff from tacos)
Pancakes with gallons of syrup

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Donuts
The lasagna I made and had to freeze so now it taunts me whenever I open the freezer
Honey Nut Cheerios
Double stuff Oreos
Ice cream omg
Reese’s
Any of the red/pink variety of starbursts
Instant ramen
Sec McGriddle
Puddddddding
Hotdog w a mf bun
Ketchup omg so much Ketchup

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Having COVID was not great but being able to use it as an excuse for why I’m forgetting everything and need more time to mentally process info is top tier

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Andrew said that we should stay up late tonight so we are now going to bed which is 30 min later than when we normally go to bed

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Loved starting my year w covid and my period :) loved getting covid from a healthcare professional who showed up to a family event w covid and didn’t even consider getting tested even more :)

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@damndannsfw Omg find yourself a high quality tomato and your opinion will change so quick

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@DomNoriega Yes!!!!!!! Had to emotionally recover from this book and didn’t read anything for a few months

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Socialized w random women at a baby shower yesterday and Andrew can't stop saying how proud of me he was? Like has the bar really been set this low lolol

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My toxic trait is putting off work that I don't wanna do, finally coming back to it and realizing it won't take as much time as I predicted to complete, and subsequently putting it off more... bc it won't take too long to complete

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All these groomsmen proposal boxes are so cheesy and I can't wait to make Andrew send them to all his friends 😭😭