Susanna Buff

I help ppl be born / she/her / “very accomplished & in no way a mess”

[Mordecai @MenschOhneMusil]

Christopher Thompson (born 1969) The Surrealist's House (Night), 2025.

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

Fabulous news for me, a thirty one year old who still has her blankie around

[Bavi @vazbavi]

Nicole Kidman says that you can keep your childhood blankie until you're 85, "there's no medal for giving it up"

Nicole Kidman: "I always say to kids... your comfort is your comfort."

Nicole Kidman: "If you need to keep your blankie till you're 85, you keep your blankie. There's no medal for giving that up."

Nicole Kidman: "Who says you have to be this sort of perfect grownup? You're allowed to have these things."

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

Someone tell Keith Hernandez this

[josh @langranglerr]

People act like a gay son is a dead end in the family tree, as if the whole point of trees isn’t to bear fruit

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

@DanielJBrennan_ @_uncle_gworl I’m obsessed w you replying to all the diarrhea tweets today

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

I think a lot of you talking about missing salads are lying about how much you enjoy eating salads

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

It’s cool that the giant Viking soccer player brought a raccoon home with him but i wish he had taken the one that keeps chewing through my screens to break into my home and eat my cat’s food

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

Furiously eating a Haagen dazs bar in the hospital courtyard on this, the most beautiful day of the year, because i have to WORK for a living

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

Got din w my male friend (we are both 31)

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

[julia!🍎🍀 @cqndyapples]

mets

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

Side gig as a nurse at a day camp run by my HS, child has informed me i “low key have teeth just like her dad.” Awesome!

[WPBL New York Heights @wpbl_heights]

We are the New York Heights.

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

Hehe my cousin painted this

[em @emilyagain]

NYC Sanitation has entered its cunty era

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

It’s soooooo hot can we please stop bombing countries, switch to green energy, and give AI a little timeout? We beg

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

Unfortunately i had to stop reading Taylor swift tweets bc i started tearing up at work ://// i simply love her so much

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

www dot shouldikillmyself dot Mets dot com

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

Forget froyo or parades, real line waiters know the coolest line to rot slowly in is for the closing sale at Puppetworks, site of my early childhood memories being a little scared of puppets

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

An hour into my wait and we’ve been informed the puppets are all sold but “there’s other stuff”.” I am holding strong!

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

NYC this weekend

[Susanna Buff @SusannaBuff]

Someone in my neighborhood plays the saxophone most summer evenings and i think it is the best thing about my home