skeevy loser

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

i feel bad for anyone’s first impression of me that involves a sweaty handshake :/

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

why does closing your eyes while you’re driving feel so good

[ANYA 🎣 @wind_chim]

a girls favorite place is sitting half an hour in her car

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

“susanna is going to make a really good dad one day…” - my dad

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

something about me and all of my cousins sleeping on cots in our grandparents basement is giving ~cult vibes~

[ruby marie♡ @ruby_marie_t]

“How does a Cupid shuffle?” - my grandma

[myla @margaritamyla]

i’m like if a girl was a pawpaw

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

am i the only who loves the smell of birthday candles right after they’ve been blown out?

[JJJ @jarenjacksonjr]

Framed 💙

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

What is joe bidens plan to get the black eyed peas back in the studio

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

The most haunted places in America:

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

@hannah_timmss

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

“mom… will you check under my bed for cocaine bear?”

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Ed sheeran gotta release an album called PEMDAS

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

no one:

bio instructor: *feeds baby pigeon liquified cat food*

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

bio instructor: “so get this… pigeons have affairs!!!”

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

@j14dishdude back when i still lived there they did, u skid mark

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

i do not trust ppl who choose the call option when they need to get a verification code sent to their phone

[skeevy loser @susannadyerr]

@j14dishdude they have THE BEST dr pepper