dare sayer

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

Free the nipple, man / Jordan Peele / Get it out

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

Cool thing about being fat in Paris: saying “excusez-moi” like Miss Piggy

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

I’ve probably made more incisive, astute observations about Instagram Stories than I’ve ever made about God and the creation of the universe

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

I know I’m a pro drinker because I don’t even really like Guinness but I successfully “split the G” on my first ever attempt

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

Hope you sent that postcard before intermission bitch

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

This random person dropped into my mentions after the Red Rocks Bright Eyes show was cancelled being unpleasant, and said they were going to the NYC one. I’m sad for everyone else but gleefully happy this person didn’t get the show they wanted in either Colorado or New York

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

In 2005 I started a Facebook group at my college called “Indie Snobbery”

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

No one real ever knew who Animal Collective was, even at their height. So I just find the constant discourse and indie millennial hipster nostalgia so… masturbatory.

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

Not that I don’t also enjoy it.

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

Of course Hunter Biden is foxy. I hate to say it, but… he takes after his dad

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

If I ever get notoriety and people comb through my old tweets, all they’re gonna find is a bunch of CORRECT takes

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

I can’t believe I forgot to post about Don Caballero’s “June is Finally Here” which is in my top 2 June songs (the other is “June” by Pinback) https://t.co/8jgKMwrHau

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

My spouse of 15 years hasn’t even seen my Notes app and never will

[hunter @3gpmh]

nudes are overrated show me ur notes app

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

You could put cat turds on onion dip and I might still eat it

[Lesbian Kiké Hernández @777cakee]

Thought this was a beautiful butch lesbian but it’s just that fuckass Puerto Rican baseball player from the Los Angeles Dodgers

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

Re: cream cheese on your bacon egg and cheese bagel sandwich… wtf?

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

@TweetsVanZandt I sadly don’t follow WNBA much (besides thinking Cameron Brink is a babe) - Trying to change that. It’s cool that you do!! I just saw “Dallas Wings Guard Paige Bueckers” on a chyron and inspiration struck

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

“Dallas Wings Guard”?? Sounds like a maxipad

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

His house

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

His name… Guy Person

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

guy that was hitting on me at the bar tonight showed me his spotify wrapped

[dare sayer @susannahLAX]

Bro’s groceries