Susannah Hogan

Australian. Living in London. 34. Misanthrope, buttered-toast devotee. Started out in Fine Art, currently in Finance.

[Susannah Hogan @susannah_hogan]

At Waterloo, and it's wall-to-wall glam: a ballroom dancing flashmob, a massive wedding, or there's a horse race involved. #RoyalAscot

[Susannah Hogan @susannah_hogan]

London, it's a beautiful day to give your opinion: get out there, vote. Take photo of a polling station dog. Return home. Success. #iVoted

[Susannah Hogan @susannah_hogan]

#WonderWoman: crushes rocks in bare hands. Brings a knife to a gun fight, wins. Actual amazon.
Me: I NEED TO PROTECT HER THOUGH.

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Dinosaur sighting of the day: today saw a London seagull pick up an entire roadkill pigeon in heavy traffic and FLY off with it. Send help.

[Susannah Hogan @susannah_hogan]

For #LondonHistoryDay: the hoarding panels at the Crossrail construction site- little workers digging up a little corpse! Awww.

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How tired am I? This week I typo'd 'keep me in the loop' as 'keep me in the bloop'. Took 5 minutes to compose myself.

[Susannah Hogan @susannah_hogan]

I'm certain of very few things in this life, but one of them is that London is going to run out of strawberries this weekend ☀️ 🍓

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Today isn't a day I can say 'not afraid', as it'd be untrue. But I can say 'I will persist anyway, while afraid'. And that'll do for now.

[Susannah Hogan @susannah_hogan]

Me: is beset by doubts, fears, and challenges
Me: [rewatches Shekhar Kapur's Elizabeth]
Me: OK I'M GOOD TO GO. MEET ME IN THE PIT, WORLD.

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Old man offers a road trip/war. Never explains anything. Never pays for anything. Probably knew your mum?
Odin Wan Kenobi. #AmericanGods

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@MartaDziurosz still in London but planning for the wild and dark heart of Devonshire

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My airbnb host: it's our village's open garden day that weekend, sorry, hope that's ok.
Me: THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF A PROBLEM 👍🌳🌱🌷

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I don't have a witty tweet about #Presidentielle2017. I'm just having a croissant for brekky in quiet and grateful relief to be honest.

[Susannah Hogan @susannah_hogan]

I didn't think I could love Sun Bak more than I did. But I guess #Sense8 asked someone to hold its drink and now here we are.

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@sunrayravine all good - rider and pillion jumped the curb at speed and buzzed me, but it was a theft fail.

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That last tweet brought to you by a failed attempt about 5 mins ago, while waiting for the bus. So: eyes up, trust me on this.

[Susannah Hogan @susannah_hogan]

Drive-by thieves on motorbikes in the Manor House area today, kids - stay safe out there, put yer phone away.

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'Turning it off & turning it on again' is ok if your computer isn't doing what you want, but it's no way to run a country. #RegisterToVote

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@liamvhogan I'm in Lisbon, and you know what that means: it's time for a Hogan Tram Tweet. LOOK, TRAM.

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Just saw the wonderful @PopupOperaUK do the Barber of Seville, what an amazing company! Catch them if you possibly can!