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[SusannaSaysStuff @SusannaHair]

⁦⁦@neilstrauss⁩ What do you think about the issues raised here? The Seduction Game https://t.co/nCtaeeRUfT

[Tom @tdawks]

🎶 It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie 🎶

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

all the
small things
that i
can't eat
peanuts
shellfish
shrimp makes
me itch
always
i know
cheese clogs
my butthole
gluten
dairy
damn food
al-ler-gies
say it ain't so / can't have lactose
dish contains nuts / feel my throat close

[SusannaSaysStuff @SusannaHair]

@meemerings @HelenZaltzman This is exactly how I felt. It’s a weird, one-way intimacy

[SusannaSaysStuff @SusannaHair]

My GP is bloody amazing. #SaveOurNHS #Gratitude #SayThankYou

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Jacob Rees-Mogg plays down Conservative leadership bid reports https://t.co/lsIgJlXka1

[Salon @Salon]

What’s next for Obamacare? An urgent prognosis https://t.co/MZQIoJ4iYz

[BBC Radio 4 @BBCRadio4]

"The cuckoo is a cheat..."
https://t.co/JzrqPh1Cxi

[PizzaExpress @PizzaExpress]

National Prosecco Day; aka - the easiest day of the year for social media managers. Happy National Prosecco Day everyone.

[Julie Parent @jewree]

Every time you write email in Gmail, you are using my code. I wrote it 10+ years ago as my first"real" job, not replaced yet. #WITBragDay

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

"Alt left" is a term quite literally designed to draw equivalence between white supremacists and people who want universal healthcare

[Salon @Salon]

Sorry, Mr. President: White people are not oppressed in America https://t.co/k3vNB3Pq6j

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Flipping “the bird” actually goes back to ancient Rome, where people believed that extending their middle finger protected them from curses.

[pensive calypso music @pharmasean]

White supremacists who are mad that the word "white" is becoming an epithet are the reason the word "white" is becoming an epithet

[Dial Arch @DialArch]

It's Sunday! It's sunny! It's beer garden time! Join us on our terrace - our servers are ready to take your order whilst you chill!

[SusannaSaysStuff @SusannaHair]

@reginalddhunter You can't kick anyone right now, dude.

[SusannaSaysStuff @SusannaHair]

@hellobuglers @ZaltzCricket @helenzaltzman Where can I find Mr Z on Wednesday afternoon? #multi-storeyhivemind

[SusannaSaysStuff @SusannaHair]

@DialArch #ThankYou for an excellent #CustomerExperience yesterday afternoon! You're an asset to #woolwich and your trade