Susannah

Just your friendly neighborhood fae 🧚‍♀️🦋

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

@Boogie2988 The man you claimed was faking cancer, despite his repeatedly posting proof from the largest local oncology clinic? The one who branded your garage door with an accurate title? Having personally witnessed your deplorable behavior, I hope the neighbors saw it before the sheet.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

@kiingbabs Thank you. It makes a difference. If we can shift away from calling it “sex” with a minor, I hope we can also shift away from this, too.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

@Notquietariot @lily_marston From personal experience, no. We do not all understand that.

Simply asking for a change in verbiage specifically for the benefit of victims of these crimes.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

@Tmfl420Toni @mdawn37 @lily_marston CSAM.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

@mdawn37 @lily_marston For further clarification, ideally the term would be eliminated from all vocabularies. Not just on YouTube. Spoken, written, thought. It cannot be “P” when minors are involved. It is abuse. Speaking from experience that I’m still trying to understand/reframe/restructure.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

@mdawn37 @lily_marston CSAM.

[Hello Kitty @hellokitty]

Happy Monday!

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

Migraine? No thanks. I'd rather it be your graine.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

My BFF had 25 lbs of pickle delivered on Valentine's Day. Best. Day. Ever.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

"Mama, will you make a snowball so I can throw it at you?"

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

I'm really good at cutting nails and putting claw caps on and she obviously will destroy my soul for it.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

"There's no difference from her and a small child other than she got claws and teeth."

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

Generalizations about the "necessity" of having the father present in a child's life make me a bubbling pot of emotions.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

Have you ever used expired deodorant? Any negative results?? Asking for a friend.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

If you're reviewing makeup, please don't describe it as "super natural" unless it makes you look undead or sparkly like a vampire. Kthx.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

Want a calm, relaxing bath? Too bad.

[Susannah @susannahsaurus]

Matchy matchy.