Suz Tucker

Editorial Director of executive realness. My opinions are mostly Kylie Minogue.

Past bylines: Vogue AU, Girl Boss (lol), Elle (RIP), Millie Bobby Brown's IG

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tried to give this a go and now i am Amelie

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@TVietor08 Nah we really do it.

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@prawn_meat No choice but to come out of retirement for this one.

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Larry Emdur retains legend status

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@Brocklesnitch Is this headline a reference to the Christian Slater movie Pump Up The Volume 🧐

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Not having Bruce McAvaney calling the swimming is a travesty. I have literally never once heard Nicole Stephenson say the name of the disembodied american dude on Stan whose voice is driving me nuts. He speaks like AI and I am not convinced he’s real.

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Because the passage of time?

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Why so many Olympic gymnasts are older now. https://t.co/4ZtHlM4Lfb

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Word. I was in lifestyle publishing until recently but returned to advertising for this very reason. Holidays are lovely and being a corporate shill is the trade off.

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As someone currently posting from Europe, I'll bite. I sold out after a decade in book publishing to make 2x my salary in tech because I was sick of watching my friends do things I couldn't afford. Some days I miss it but mostly I'm just happy.

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@catcallxo Iconic

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@P4PIB0NES Kylie could but wouldn’t. However Miss Piggy absolutely en pointe.

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Last night Will Forte was at an extremely non-famous Sydney pub (the Red Lion in Rozelle of all places) and I’m thrilled to confirm that he is the world’s most delightful man, sat down for a chat, joined in on saying “MACGRUBER” when we took a group pic. 10/10.

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@JamColley If evil is classified as repeatedly winning due to famously having more heart, that is correct!

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Here’s Robert Smith talking about why the Cure play for 2.5-3 hour shows every night. Common Robert Smith W tbh

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@pattymo I’d watch a multi run series on them

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@clementineultra Sweetie pls. People who aren’t straight have children.

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@catcallxo I’ve never been “stick to basketball” but am here

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@mattmrobinson I’m totally on the bandwagon. Love the team. Colossal vibes. Brunson is unreal.

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The Clippers as a team just seem low on heart. They need a pest dick to bring a bit of vibe. Harden is never one tenth as excited about playing basketball as his is about his collection of luxury time pieces. But I cannot quit Russ.

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@mattmrobinson He’s having a bad week but yes someone in that vein. Maybe not THAT much of a pest. Maybe more like a stoke merchant like Deuce McBride. I’ve never seen a more dead-eyed bunch of superstars than Kawhi, Paul George and Harden.