hailey

i, of ladies most deject and wretched ☁️she/her

[hailey @susansonhag]

whenever my love for humanity falters, i remember that humans created the soup dumpling (a work of unimaginable genius)

[max the first @bugznbolts]

people learning about western mass is scaring me guys please this is family business

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

upgraded to wet food

[Riviera, PhD @Socialist_frogz]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an aloof wife, quietly steering a campaign from behind the scenes

[bethany @thenightbethore]

meeting alexa chung at glastonbury must be like meeting the pope in rome i'd be so geeked

[Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh]

At mayoral forum tonight, Mamdani says his critique of Israel’s actions in Gaza war “has been echoed by the former PM of Israel, Ehud Olmert, who recently said, ‘what we are doing in Gaza is a war of devastation, limitless, indiscriminate, cruel & criminal killing of civilians.’”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a movie without a cancer plot

[LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia @lacontroller]

https://t.co/UHoBgEkb4f

[RANDY @randytheband100]

What the world needs now is a Parvati Shallow biopic

[Samantha Powell @sdpowell1]

Just let me appreciate Two Cathedrals in peace!

[hailey @susansonhag]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to see terf bangs return as “baby bangs”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

realizing that my dream job is alexa chung's gary

[sabina @sabinathegreat]

do u think u are capable of love despite being a graduate of a historically women's college?

[that b*tch jigglypuff @OneAngryRainbow]

We do not include Allison Janney enough in the Mother conversation for my liking.

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

applying to fuckass 21st century jobs knowing my true calling is silently observing a master of their craft throughout a 5-10 year apprenticeship

[hailey @susansonhag]

my lifelong commitment to finding levi 501s that fit me exactly like sandra bullocks here will continue

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are both in talks to return for ‘PRACTICAL MAGIC 2.’

They will also produce the film.

[hailey @susansonhag]

does anyone have a ticket for julia jacklin at national sawdust….i will do anything at this point

[hailey @susansonhag]

@_spencerr_ hi

[hailey @susansonhag]

@kvetchkween aedes has some really good sample sets!! lots of niche european brands :-)