Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A.

Saving the world from ugly, one project at a time. Graphic designer, marketing manager, and #EmailGeek.

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

if email subject lines were honest, a thread

#emailmarketing

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

Turns out if your bag is delayed with @Delta they will do the absolute least to resolve the issue. So much for choosing a prestige airline.

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

@pillowcube Thank you!

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

@pillowcube do you have an ice sidekick? Hubs is spoiled at home and I’d love to upgrade his travel pillow!

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

Me: a designer who uses Chrome or Firefox at a company that’s PC-exclusive

Me: types photoshop into the quick start finder on the taskbar and hits enter to open the application

Dell: searches “Photoshop” in a new Bing window

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

Week two of reporting all weight loss ads as inappropriate on @Meta. Still being served weight loss ads.

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that read their emails and those that don't.

Your unread number has nothing to do with which group you are in.

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

@MicrosoftTeams can you please stop putting reactions in my “activity” notifications? I see the reactions in “chat” and it wastes a lot of time to have to leave Chat to clear the notifications in Activity whilst chatting with someone.

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

How old would you assume I am if I set my outgoing #emails to be in Times New Roman at 18pt like it's 1997?

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

Hey @StanleyBrand, I signed up for a notification of restock. Sending me immediate coupons and reminders to purchase this unavailable item is not the customer experience I was expecting.

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

Hey @salesforce, I am reading your handy dandy tip. Can you direct me to the documentation that explains how to set up a second method? #Salesforce

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

Hey @salesforce, I am reading your handy dandy tip. Can you direct me to the documentation that explains how to set up a second method? #Salesforce

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

Why do I still have to remind myself that www is no longer a necessary part of urls?

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

I guess the word “final” has no meaning anymore.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today, my Administration is extending the pause on federal student loan repayments for an additional 90 days — through May 1, 2022 — as we manage the ongoing pandemic and further strengthen our economic recovery.

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

A big thank you to @LodgeCastIron for the replacement lid knob! The new one has a better design so I’m glad to see the new one won’t break the same way.

Great customer service experience. Now, where to put the cute sticker…

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

@LaidiKarma We’d run around unplugging the electronics and mom would scream at whomever was in the shower to get out *right now*.😂

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

How to stop languishing and start finding flow.
https://t.co/YdZQp31Md4 via @TEDTalks

[Kia K. @imkialikethecar]

Hello.... I'm at the San Jose federal courthouse today for the opening arguments in the Elizabeth Holmes (Theranos) trial

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Bad bosses mistake visibility for value. They reward face time over impact.

Good bosses know reputation isn't a proxy for results. They reward performance over presence.

Great bosses know quality work depends on quality of life. They offer flexibility as a right, not a reward.

[Lee Munroe @leemunroe]

Neat little preview text trick for email marketers / developers from @jainamistry — add a chain of zero-width non-joiners (‌‌) and non-breaking spaces ( ) after the preview text you want displayed to avoid other content being pulled in https://t.co/IrEmXeMa22

[Sarah P. Morgan, B.F.A. @susantherobot]

You’d think I have an interesting network of friends but no, those are Twitter notifications for recommended tweets that I do not like, LinkedIn notifications for “so and so liked ...”, Facebook notifications for postings in groups... my socials are not very social.