SF MUNI CorrUpdates

Surreal-time updates of San Francisco's award-winning public transportation service, M-F or whenever we feel like it. Possibly a parody not affiliated with MUNI

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@mr_ghee_wizz @BrendaStrachan @IndependentLens @PBS PS it’s also in same tweet just below the video 🙃😁 Hee.

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For those of you stuck due to sunset tunnel power outage we are sending help like this guy:

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BUS BRIDGE ON THE RIVER WHYYYYYY
#SFMuniMovies

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A BUS BRIDGE TOO FAR
#SFMuniMovies

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Due to power outage on N Judah line shuttles are in place. And they'll stay in place as you wait angrily pondering why everything sucks.

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Like the same well-oiled machine we are now with Giants games, only even worse. https://t.co/eswACUsfIi

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Starts with a long Fade In. And then never ends. https://t.co/0j0cKDYiQb

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"Stuck in the tunnel with you" 🎤- @sfmta_muni/#SFMuni songs

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Thank you! We are striving for maximum efficiency as a new year's resolution. https://t.co/JAK6unZQ7a

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Still 10 days until Christmas but MUNI is running a holiday schedule during rush hour as our early gift to you. Or early GFY, one or other.🎁

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During Judah train disruption please take our Shuttles for N Are For Urgency, or the SNAFU line. They will arrive after you've given up.

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Intruder alert! Intruder alert! https://t.co/y15wdKK5uk https://t.co/Q06Pn0nT2W

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ATTN: Rolling delays on #subwaysvc after intruder was found at Castro station.

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To celebrate #BackToTheFutureDay Muni's conducting a science experiment! Stop the train just before you hit the switch track up ahead!

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Except we aren't as it turns out! Tee-hee! https://t.co/utbh83Gs7C

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HeadsUp: Muni operating on a regular weekday schedule today.

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None of these go from where you are *to* where you are going mind you, but we're into alt culture. https://t.co/a2UExmP1P9

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UPDATE: While #subwaysvc is moving, if youre looking for alternative bus routes visit: https://t.co/kq3sitkent

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@sfmta_muni Our conductor said, "there are shuttle busses upstairs somewhere, maybe?" Utterly unhelpful.

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In fact our Muni shuttles are like the bus in Ghost World: they may not exist, and if they do show up we have no idea where they go.

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With OB MUNI delays in subway, shuttles are in place to supplement service. They are literally running in place, and nowhere near you.

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We thought adding 1 train to most popular line would solve all crowding issues. You mean it didn't? https://t.co/WzfKBSigqW

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MuniForward's new smart schedule also means 10 unpopular tram lines will arrive for every 1 popular line, for maximum use of space. #Science