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Sushi +hélio 🧚🏻‍♀️🍙

[sushelio @sushelio]

Watch and learn guys!!! 🤴🤴🤴 os vossos piropos ordinários não cativam ninguém… thats the way to do it

[ugo @huugocarvalh0]

engraçado como tens o H que me falta, queres te encontrar comigo para me devolveres? 😅

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

Imagine your dad being one of the biggest football players ever and still missing your games, while your mom is SHAKIRA and goes to every single one.

[` @schiz04renic]

“when did your anxiety start?” in elementary school when i’d count paragraphs ahead to see which one i might have to read out loud

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Companies replacing junior roles with AI and then wondering why they can't find senior talent in five years is going to be the most predictable crisis in hiring history.

[O Pinto Marcando ® @opintomarcand0]

Rejeite a modernidade, abrace a tradição.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I'm this old

[Catarina @CatarinaGomes96]

Se me deixassem, bebia isto como água

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

People born around 1999–2001 are living a very specific experience.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Rape is the only crime I can think of that's 100% inexcusable. There's absolutely no reason for it ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family. Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down.
But rape doesn't help anyone except the rapisto And it just baffles me to this day the way people will excuse rape with, "Well he/she was drunk." or "What was she wearing?" or "He's a guy though, he probably enjoyed it."
it's the one crime that everyone should find inexcusable and yet it's the one that people try to justify the most often.

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

The adorable reaction of the little fan when he realized he was appearing on the big screen.🥰

[Artur Alves @lebigh_official]

Um cara encontrou um celular perdido e ficou segurando-o até que o dono chegasse para desbloqueá-lo com o Face ID. Todos prenderam a respiração enquanto ele tentava desbloquear o celular. Quando ele finalmente abriu, a multidão explodiu em aplausos. 🥳

[tássila | tarot | agenda aberta 🪐 @queenofonme]

estar com a mão suja ou engordurada é uma coisa que me desestabiliza muito emocionalmente

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Artur Alves @lebigh_official]

Quando as pessoas souberam que a esposa do dono da padaria estava em estado crítico, os clientes começaram a comprar todo o estoque todos os dias para que ele pudesse fechar a loja e ficar ao lado dela.

[Jasmine. @glacier_heart]

there’s a lady who saved up enough to give herself a whole year off from working. all her bills, needs & wants taken care of, she travelled and just relaxed the whole year.

a year later, she got a job 1 month after starting the application process again.

🤯 just wow!

[💗 @ma1ybe]

My best friend left her husband of 3 years because she’s the one who’s been cooking and cleaning the house the whole time. She works the day shift and does all the household chores before her husband even gets home. Last week, she got home late because she had a doctor’s appointment (she’s pregnant), and when she walked in, this man didn’t even ask if she wanted dinner. He just made food for himself, ate right in front of her, and then started whining that she hadn’t prepared dinner and that he had to make it himself… People really show you in small ways that they don’t like you. Ladies please don't Marry men who hate you!

[Awesome Videos ❤️ @Awesomevideos07]

These grandkids planned to surprise their grandma at the airport dressing as t-rex but she heard about it and planned her own surprise.