Xochitl

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

@teto_0207 The office or how I met ur mother

[kowgurl @ketaminekowgurl]

why would i have a roster when i could hyper fixate on someone it will never workout with

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

My youngest sister keeps changing my nickname but they all have a common theme. Here’s top 3: little bro, short stack, shorty

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

Parking at hospitals

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

Been up since 6:30 without caffeine, I’m gonna throw up

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

I’ve been complaining about pumpkin season being over & for Christmas this guy got me pumpkin creamer for my coffee… im literally going to cry

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

Feeling like Yang on szn 6 episode 2 🥲

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

I’m tired of this grandpa

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

Im happy yall can’t see the unhinged things i like on here but i hope stuff like this makes it on ur timeline bc thats so fucking lmfao

[nico @forerolas]

si alguien conoce a buñuelo díganle q me encontré su cédula jaja

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

Too shy to post on IG but I’m Prada myself 🥲🏋🏻‍♀️

[nyx @aaronrrey]

balding but not ready for a serious relationship is crazy

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

FWB but the benefits are us watching the office & cuddling

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

So, hmmm… underground railroads 2025-2029?

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

I’m on the epilogue & I genuinely don’t wanna continue bc I don’t want this book to end 😭😭

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

Gave up on dating for two major reasons: I’m either met with a guy who appears once a month or another trying to get married by the second date. No in between.

[🏆🏆BACK TO BACK WS Champion Jabari Emmerich🏆🏆 @LAtahncritic]

She lived through 20 US Presidents…her first being Taft.

She was 3 when the Titanic sank

She was 5 when World War I began.

She was 30 when World War II began.

She was 42 when “I Love Lucy” premiered.

But she never saw the San Diego Padres win the World Series.

[Xochitl @sushi2x]

Wya

[Joy @JoyyUnSpeakable]

Ladies … choose yourself. I woke up to this nonsense after almost 11 years of marriage