Colin Bielen

Mostly Coffee.

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

[Weird Friction @Weird_Friction]

🍃🌿🍀🎃🍀🌿🍃

[Colin Bielen @sushicoma]

@ThatGuyMelvn 33. Carry a hatbox.

[Colin Bielen @sushicoma]

C: How was your day?
c: Well… On a scale from "My Eyes are Burning" to "Everything is Awesome"… It was a "Yellow".
#metrics

[Beatrice Adler-Bolton @realLandsEnd]

some frames of looney tunes are better than most paintings

[Rob Keyes @rob_keyes]

If Star Wars movies had the correct titles
https://t.co/XZCMww7LKV

[Colin Bielen @sushicoma]

@CamyLuna

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

monk: just a normal letter ‘M’ please

scribe:

[Colin Bielen @sushicoma]

@CamyLuna Foolish Mortals! ;)

[Star Wars Memes @SWMemes]

The greatest work from home moment of all time https://t.co/cXmX6SYbfD

[Ryan LeFevre @feve10]

This may be the only time this clip will be relevant

[Nathaniel Stinnett @NCStinn]

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.

People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.

Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.

People: No way.

[Colin Bielen @sushicoma]

@roycifer

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

"Bark!" the dog said.

"What? Someone pushed Timmy in the well?" he said.

"Bark!"

So they ran to the well.

And the dog pushed him in too.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

"What's necromancy good for?" the thief asked.

"Controlling the weather," the mage said.

"Really?"

"Sure. All wind is just bored ghosts."

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

Dog barked at every car that passed, as loud as he could.

He had to warn them.

All those poor people going to the vet. They had no idea.

[Colin Bielen @sushicoma]

“...So daddy when you wake up tomorrow make sure you tap your bed so you don’t respawn in a different place...” #DaughterDaddyMinecraftTips