Max #SkibTheScribble

Fart thoughts come into existence just as brain farts take them away

[Max #SkibTheScribble @sushislayerii]

1 Bad Bunny hops over the fence, 2 Bad Bunny’s hop over the fence, 3 ba- 🥱 Bunny’s hop ovrr-😴

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

Dominican Sleep Experiment

[Max #SkibTheScribble @sushislayerii]

On register and something been poking my back for an hour, come to find out it was a long forbidden beard hair mended into my shirt

[Brett Bateman Enjoyer (DVE) @varshos_gone]

What a brave young man I’m sorry for what they’re gonna do to you

[Max #SkibTheScribble @sushislayerii]

I will die for my country Chelmsford

[Max #SkibTheScribble @sushislayerii]

@Fredward3948576 I didn’t show up anywhere but they larped me into Joe Dirt (said the guy in my head)

[Smitty @TheeSmitty]

Pulled a thorn out of my arm and stabbed a tick with it

[Max #SkibTheScribble @sushislayerii]

Honestly still learning how to tweet like caveman learn fire🔥 and watch potato on the cave walls😎

[Max #SkibTheScribble @sushislayerii]

@Fredward3948576 The freedom flower sheds its pedals for the pathway forward, time showing its lush abundance once its roots accept the nutrients of the road

[준용 @mikhaylushkir]

teacher: today we are removing the first and last letter of our names
kid named shit:

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We could’ve answered literally all of those questions.

[Max #SkibTheScribble @sushislayerii]

Made eye contact with a classmate who was mid inhaler rip and almost died (I also have asthma)

[Max #SkibTheScribble @sushislayerii]

It’s October now buddy time to rise and spread terror into the night bwahhh ha har

[ingrid 🫧 @ingridattack]

had one class today and did my laundry and all of my homework #collegetwt

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One of my internal organs has disappeared. Gone away. It left a note, a little wordy so I'll paraphrase. 'I cannot live in this hot, cramped carapace any longer, it sucks.' There's plenty of ventilation now, eh, doc? [losing blood] Maybe we leave it open.. in case it returns?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Before the invention of the crowbar crows drank alone

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

It has been a privilege and an honor to giggle on the phone with you

[Max #SkibTheScribble @sushislayerii]

@UniteVids

[Coolcid @CoolcidProd]

i have a collection