consider the mallard

cher horowitz but if she was chinese and could drive

[consider the mallard @sushissance]

heres me and no bus because I was too short to get a pic #verticallychallenged

[morganily 🩵 @lovelee_philly]

keep thinking of this onion article

[Nima Tavallaey Roodsari @NimaTavRood]

So far at the 2026 FIFA Epstein Cup before a ball kicked:
- Senegal & Uzbekistan squads treated like criminals upon arrival given full cavity searches;
- Africa’s best referee sent back to Somalia despite having a diplomatic passport;
- Iraq team photographer sent back despite valid visa;
- AIPS (international sport journalist association) calling on FIFA to sort out unacceptable visa issues of African & Iranian journalists;
- 90% of Moroccan fans with tickets denied entry
- 14 members of Iran backroom staff denied visas

Not a word from Gianni ”today I feel black/gay/disabled etc” Infantino.

[Curran @CurranBoP]

This is what it's all about.

[alex @steven_lebron]

dylan harper and jordan clarkson trading baskets. jeremy lin is in the building. everything is asian.

[consider the mallard @sushissance]

@goalietaps hmmm no I think they should let them keep playing

[consider the mallard @sushissance]

if #ithappens do they play game four as scheduled?

[nba shady facts and updates @spursremix]

if he dies just keep playing @spurs @nyknicks

[consider the mallard @sushissance]

get me the bukayo saka hot chicken NOW

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

What a sentence: Nando's PERi-PERi [Bukayo] Saka sauce is coming to the US for the World Cup, and the launch includes a first-of-its-kind Chicken Response Team (!) based in DC

[Charn @charnsb1]

Actually can’t believe I shot this for the club 🔴⚪️

[𝟚𝟑𝟒𝟟𝕔 @emberettee]

🎞️ premiership #cinematicparallel

can u tell?

[diana 𐦍 @orbuddie]

i’m in fucking tears i thought it’s a scene from love island or something and they’re on A FOOTBALL FIELD 😭😭😭😭😭

[consider the mallard @sushissance]

coworker told me outside of arsenal fans every single person in england was cheering for psg i said yeah i bet

[oompa loompa @plankt0nfart]

football really is this serious btw

[tam 🦋 @smillaszn]

they sound so excited by the banners this is so so special

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

Declan Rice on a Lime bike down Holloway 🤣

[🎰 @maplemartini]

this is my met gala bathroom selfie

[consider the mallard @sushissance]

GUNNNYYYYYY 😭❤️

[Sam Dean @SamJDean]

These are the standards. This is the level

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

On your head, Martin 😅

[isabelle @londonisredx]

yeahhh the arsenal

[consider the mallard @sushissance]

he’s just like me fr

[big t @pureuranium]

their bond..