su$hrita

24. man butt hater (with exceptions)

[su$hrita @sushritahh]

mozzarella sticks

[su$hrita @sushritahh]

mozzarella sticks

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.

[McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre]

there are people who play the LinkedIn games every day and they just live among us. very scary

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Phone: Do not take your normal way to work. There’s something fucked up with it. Take this bullshit way.

Me: No. I’d rather be late going the normal way than go the bullshit way.

Phone: That was a test, and you passed. Your normal way is 3 minutes faster than the bullshit way

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @coIormetrue]

fake hashtagger i would have said #addicting

[amazingphil akgae @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

VAR is beyond ridiculous at this point

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

you’d be having the worst day of your life in college and then someone would send you a when2meet link

[g @34rths]

I hate when My unwashed hair plagues my head with misinformation

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

my pms is so bad i just burst into tears because of these apples look at them its a mom and her baby i cant stop crying lets be apple with mama

[su$hrita @sushritahh]

curiosity is killing the cat; i think it’s time to try dubai chocolate

[GIO @Iuhwalk]

#reallife

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Me when I go to Trader Joe’s.

[su$hrita @sushritahh]

dreaming about the garlic parmesan kettle
cooked chips i had in like 2015 that were on sale at walgreens and never came back again i miss you i’ll never have a chip that good again

[su$hrita @sushritahh]

nvm one drink later swiping like who want meeeee

[su$hrita @sushritahh]

coming to terms with the fact that the loml is NOT on a dating app. now please tell me how i can organically meet the man of my dreams in suburban pa

[natalie @nataliestwt]

I can’t wait until I’m perfect and I can finally start living my life

[su$hrita @sushritahh]

if you decide to put a sticker with text on your car please invest in a larger size so i can actually read what it says. i have 20/20 vision. if i have to tailgate in order to read the comic sans size 10 font then your insurance should just hold you liable for a fender bender atp