susie

When all else fails, say something stupid

[susie @susie_sett18]

You’re just not passing the vibe check if you’re not making lefts on reds in LA

[bug girl @buggirl]

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

How to do a media interview while being carried away by police for protest. 10/10, no notes.

[susie @susie_sett18]

I think we need more 8-10 minute long songs these days

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

My company pays an $80k min wage, lets people work wherever they want, has full benefits, paid parental leave, etc.

We get over 300 applicants per job.

"No one wants to work" is a hell of a way of saying "companies won't pay workers a fair wage and treat them with respect."

[susie @susie_sett18]

my toxic trait is that I justify every stupid purchase I make with an even stupider purchase I’ve made in the past

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

There's legislation in California to shorten the workweek from 40 hours to 32 hours without a reduction in pay, which would be the most transformative labor legislation in our generation, and it should be bigger news... but it barely made a headline.

[susie @susie_sett18]

I do not understand people on Instacart. If you wouldn’t tip your waitress $5 on a $200 bill then why the fuck would you tip the person doing your weeks worth of grocery shopping $5 for over $200 worth of stuff? If you can’t afford to get your groceries delivered, then don’t.

[susie @susie_sett18]

Britney’s just saying that bc her and Pete are next

[susie @susie_sett18]

you can only ride your bike on the main road if you can keep up

[mkk @marykatekenney]

saw someone talk about how if Kim K, with all the money and resources in the world, can’t safely and simply divorce her husband without being harassed and stalked, then it’s about time we stop asking women in domestic violence situations the question “why doesn’t she just leave?”

[susie @susie_sett18]

me: ok I have $120 left to my name I really need to manage my spending
coffee cart lady five minutes later: would you like to add adaptive mushrooms to your $5 cold brew for an extra $3.50?
me: of course

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Euphoria is actually a lot more impressive when you find out he wrote the whole season with one hand because he was jerking off with the other I’m about to delete this

[susie @susie_sett18]

did u not see Too Hot to Handle season 3 ??

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

I’m not even particularly picky about tv shows but I cannot tell you the last time I opened Netflix and there was something new that seemed even vaguely worth watching

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

if you can pretend that a groundhog is predicting the weather for the next six weeks, you can use they/them for a single person

[susie @susie_sett18]

Apple really loves to act like your storage being full should be your absolute number one priority in life

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

You don’t have to ask people how the job search is going. It’s not like they found a job and are keeping it a secret

[susie @susie_sett18]

I do not understand why it’s byo fridge when renting in LA