Susie Woffinden

Rugby union watching gin drinker

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

So out of 403 labour MPs the best choice for leader (and Prime Minister) is the one who wasn’t even an MP this time last week, and has twice before failed to become leader……. does not say much for the rest of them 🤷‍♀️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What British people have in their freezers:

-Frozen peas (some in a bag, some rolling around loose)
-Full bag of oven chips
-Another bag with three oven chips left in it
-Tupperware half-filled with unidentified brown stuff
-Half a scoop of mash potato that you saved for some reason
-An empty box that used to contain ice lollies that fools you every time you look in it but you still don’t throw it away
-Bag of hash browns
-Some sort of meat joint (possibly lamb) from 2014
-A near-empty ice cream tub
-Something that might be chilli or might be bolognese but you didn’t label it
-Some party food from three Christmases ago
-An empty bag that used to contain ice cubes
-A pack of chicken or fish that you needed to eat but you chucked it in the freezer because you ordered a takeaway instead
-One drawer that doesn’t open anymore

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

My expectations of Starmer weren’t high (blindingly obvious that some of the promises of 2024 were the stuff of fantasy) but I honestly didn’t expect the level of incompetence and lack of judgement. Problem is none of the rest look any better 🤷‍♀️

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

@mooramana Great news! Perfect escapism from this week’s mayhem….. #guiltypleasure

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I’m astonished that even Labour’s coup against their leader is turning into a shambolic, embarrassing farce full of dithering, timidity, U-turns, and broken promises.
So unlike them!

[Brick Cop©️ @Brick_Cop]

The final thing that needs to be said about today. 👀

#ThinBlueLine 🚨

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

The @LeedsTykes #girlsontour having a dip yesterday #onbrand #Plymouth

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

@LeedsTykes And my man of the match - thank you @musgrave_ann #caloriecorner

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

@LeedsTykes And my man of the match - thank you @musgrave_ann #caloriecorner

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

@LeedsTykes Not the easiest watch - Blackheath looked very good. All credit to the whole squad for achieving #Nat1 status for next season- after 0 points from the first 5 games I’m more than happy with that #lostthebattlewonthewar

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

@LeedsTykes Not the easiest watch - Blackheath looked very good. All credit to the whole squad for achieving #Nat1 status for next season- after 0 points from the first 5 games I’m more than happy with that #lostthebattlewonthewar

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

@LeedsTykes Well done Leeds!! Massive thank you to @Gel_277 for the Twitter updates and for being the #lastgirlstanding and to @JessicaCoo54444 for the insta takeover. Not watching is torture

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

OMG. If you think watching Leeds is stressful- try NOT watching them. Think I need more than electrolytes now

[Leeds Tykes RUFC @LeedsTykes]

The ref calls time
24-25

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

@LeedsTykes Come on Leeds!

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

Come on Leeds! And the #lastgirlstanding @Gel_277

[Angela Rimmington Brown @Gel_277]

Challenge accepted! This will hurt - I'm the lone #GirlOnTour today 😥

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

Are @WeAreOpenreach the worst company ever or is that just my experience? Abysmal

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

@johnokafor__ Read it this morning. Great to see #Nat1 getting some recognition 👏

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

Could be me writing this. Have at least had a quote for delivery but over double what I paid in February. Not ideal

[the muddy mum 💙 @muddymuddymum]

We turned our heating off at the start of the Iran crisis. We are on oil - you cannot get a delivery date or a price, so I'm saving what we have for as long as we can. We're in a rural area and they won't install gas.

I'm grateful for my wood fires as it's still cold.

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[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

The 1 @LeedsTykes try I didn’t film on sat (well he did score 4). Was too busy indulging in a @JessicaCoo54444 lemon cupcake 🧁 which was on a par with this try- get voting!

[National League Rugby @Natleague_rugby]

Vote here! 👇

#Nat1 #Nat2n #Nat2e #Nat2w #NLRTOTW

[Susie Woffinden @SusieWof]

@LeedsTykes What a difference a week makes! Very pleased to get the win. Defence optional at times for both teams though 😂 also a day to remember those no longer with us and we raised a (baked goods) toast at half time in a top notch #caloriecorner