Alexandra

It's me, Alex

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

Yeah turn this shit UP

[Alexandra @suskitty69]

I do not forgive you.

[໊ @user0000O0]

lowkey suicidal but at least i’m not pregnant

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Children owe you nothing for the bare minimum. Food, shelter, school fees. That was your responsibility the moment you decided to have them. Becoming a parent is a choice (in most cases) and with that choice comes a duty not a transaction. Many parents act like they’re doing

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

maybe a hot take, but i think water should just be free in general

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This is why I pay for the internet

[cheri🦭 @freakmasteryaoi]

why do we call it scissoring and not lip syncing

[໊ @sonohoor]

please don’t be mean to me because i can be meaner and i hate being mean

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

They gon think I’m a Rottweiler that ain’t ate in 4 days

[jynx @jynxbby]

men not getting beat with pans no more that’s why they’re acting like that

[amber @underscoreamber]

megan thee stallion needs to recreate this and put me on stage

[carson. @playboixcarson]

Nah no shade, I do think more people wouldn’t spew bullshit & be condescending if they gotten rocked at least one time in their life before.

[Reginald  @Sheer__Opulence]

Women fw hard working men in real life. This is only shocking to chronically online men.

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

“tHiS gEnErAtiOn iS sO eAsiLy oFfEnDeD”

I regularly call my best friend a whore, we just don't like racism.

[GOREJIRλ @GOREJ1RA]

they should do this but with a man and it zooms in on his balls and they jiggle n shit

[mamncane @Kim_Khandashisa]

My theory has always been that if a man doesn’t make your life easier and/or more convenient, he doesn’t love you.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i tolerate people & things until i’m very much resentful towards them