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Shitter | Father of 4 | Average sized wiener

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

@UNCFinsOsguy @androfur That is not no lol

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

I fucking love my job. I hope yall find one that makes you feel the same.

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

@TheRealSonReal Kelowna bro, please

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@liberal_party Shouldn't parents be able to do that themselves? The past 9 years have made that almost impossible for lots of families. Something this party did.

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

@JustinTrudeau Grasping at straws man. Too little too late

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

@Sanjirokusan Come to Canada, it's not much better, but at least we have uhhh...we got uhhh...we got things

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

Love this. You can't expect me to pay your workers because you're a cheap fuck.

[meow @foorpfokrow]

@Leonardaisfunny other way around, sir.

if YOU can’t afford to pay the wage of YOUR workers, YOU can’t afford to run a restaurant.

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

Need this bad lmao

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

I will give $4 to a random person who retweets this. Must follow me so i can DM.

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

Cyber bullying works.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Grammy winning singer Lizzo uploaded a before and after of her progress in the gym. Lizzo previously was criticized heavily about pushing unhealthy standards on impressionable children, even South Park jumped in on the jokes for Lizzo by dedicating an entire episode to her in May.

After the SouthPark episode Lizzo announced she would be taking a break from social media and music, it appears that this new outlook on being healthy is a result from cyberbullying.

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

@Sanjirokusan Atta girl

[Ben Davis @BenTheBaneDavis]

The UFC 305 plan:
- ask the boys what the move is
- get 0 replies (they have a chat w/o me)
- have 2 beers
- Early Prelims start
- another 3 beers
- double text the gc when Prelims start
- 5 more beers
- darkness sets in
- Main Card starts
- 1 bottle of vodka
- stare at the void

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

Hired in 2013 to sweep floors at $11.50/hr. Today bumped to $38/hr as the master technician for the entire company. Love to see it.

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

@SeenItCoveredIt I hate this tweet

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@bjge26 @CFL @BCLions Hilarious 😂😂😂

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

@JustinTrudeau What about the shit here at home? Can't you care about the people that live here just a little bit?

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

Id kill for the new @calscruby album, man's don't miss.

[Lobter @suspectlobster]

I wish liquor stores were open at 6am.

[mikkie @mikkielamas]

i'd be dead if i was in A Quiet Place cause i be farting