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there’s a ghost in my house. it isn’t me. (THEY/she)

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Look. A wall!

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In closing for today, I clicked the grok button a couple times and this guy already sounds like more than 3 of my over-confident wanna-be-cool X-es.

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I am rewarded for my Posting-related-Bravery with a jaunty condom ad entitled “9 Things I Bet You Didn’t Know About Condoms”🤣

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If I occasionally jaunt here and any of my spicyboi posts or pronoun explorations stay up—either the free speech thing is more up-and-down and maybe hopefuller than I thought or …(more likely) I am too insignificant to merit observation lol.

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I’m just as queer as I always used to pretend that I wasn’t.

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PS. Watching this sex compound having, stock-tanking, pick-me asshat get tearful feels as his money slithers away is reminiscent of the deep joy I feel knowing I have a tubal ligation and a car to help others.

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According to many here on Elon’s X, America is a horrible place filled with irredeemable people.

May just chill here for a bit and then go set some fires or something.

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So. This actually happened today: 👇
“Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!” 😂😂

(Thanks for the birthday LOL, #ElonMusk. Hilarity.)

#MyTwitterAnniversary
#alsoElonsAnniversary #ofsomethingorother

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Running so out of time though.

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dunno what this means anymore but I’m used to the crickets.

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I may start venting here more just to put it out of my brain someplace.

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if chicken little is a lot that probably opens a portal to my own circulatory system

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All breakups start off in a familiar way even if they are the professional kind—one party knows more than the other about The Whole Thing, and the other is left breathless and blindsided #vaguetweet #trustbutverify

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This is fully prolly only me having #thisdamnissue at #sxsw, but I ought to write a song called “Lobby at the Wrong Damn Marriott”

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I’ve seen many a fine vest I would totally steal.

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It’s actually sort of Strange to be here when I am already highly impressed by all the beautiful human beings and the planet Earth 🌍 in general because everyone looks like a swishy celebrity to me. #sxsw #sxswnoob

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Also I’m not creepily staring.

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There are many people at #sxsw who have made the decision to go commando. And now I too am well aware of this fact.

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Totally no judgment tho.