katie

she/her

[katie @suspigeon_]

@anna_hrf Not mine tho

[katie @suspigeon_]

Also her husband was a head chef in a 5 star hotel almost his whole life, but she said his cooking was shite and would refuse to eat anything he cooked at home cause she thought she did it better

[katie @suspigeon_]

My 98year old nana telling me her biggest ick is when men carry grocery shopping bags around ‘they look so silly, and can’t even cook so what are they shopping for?’

[katie @suspigeon_]

@isabeIleadjani If all of them were Theo yes

[katie @suspigeon_]

Idea An app that combines all u and ur mates work schedules so you can find a day to actually fecking see them

[katie @suspigeon_]

My acrylics ✨💅🏻✨ era is back

[katie @suspigeon_]

Worked in a hair salon 4 months and I’m considering lip fillers, brow lamination, wanting to get my nails done and fake tan what the fuck is happening

[katie @suspigeon_]

I just think spring onions are really important

[katie @suspigeon_]

@cragc19 @OranMorGlasgow @THENINTHWAVE_ Please !!

[katie @suspigeon_]

@laurenappleby__ My mate has two for tomorrow??

[Police Scotland Edinburgh @PSOSEdinburgh]

Can you help us trace Alice Byrne (28), who is missing from her home in Portobello? She was last seen on Saturday, 1 January.
We urge anyone who has seen Alice since Saturday, or who has any information to contact 101 (ref 0647 of 2/1)
Full release - https://t.co/RHmF8UYEtk

[katie @suspigeon_]

Why are pubs still open?? if I get pinged at work and can’t see my family for Christmas for the sake of someone’s fucking half pint i will lose it

[katie @suspigeon_]

@isabeIleadjani What song is this

[lydia @isabeIleadjani]

me: “not katie getting Covid”
ellen: “I know & she’s just got her hair done & it looked so nice”
😭

[lydia @isabeIleadjani]

I’ll never get over 14 year old Katie’s desperate attempts to beat the gay allegations

[katie @suspigeon_]

@maevexob I’ll be dissapointed now if u dont shit urself at least once

[Gritty Gaza 🇯🇲 🇹🇹 @GrittyBear]

Please RT! Help Get David home

[louise ✿ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @catkinstudio]

It costs £0 to retweet a small business. check out my dried flowers at https://t.co/txjKrhbgLX 🌸✨

[katie @suspigeon_]

The north fiat 500