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[. @sussvarman]

im tweeting nonsense for funi wont blame you if you unfollow at this point im being actually real this is all deeply useless and very fun

[. @sussvarman]

@wheezywaiter pop a molly

[. @sussvarman]

@julnqntr @THERAVADA king shit

[. @sussvarman]

@julnqntr highly reccomend checking out @THERAVADA ! he co-produced this track and he's absolutely fantastic

[. @sussvarman]

@ranmasaotome96 she kimi ni on my mune til i kyun

[T @knickswolves_04]

3pt shooting/spacing is definitely woke and i think viewing basketball thru that lens too often leads to a reductionist view of the game, especially when you are too quick to attribute a player’s/team’s struggles to it

[. @sussvarman]

@Faith_Veena this mf looked to the western sky fr

[. @sussvarman]

brother u BEEN redundant

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

26 years ago, I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.

[. @sussvarman]

idk the 'accounts who tweet to zero likes' was a depressing moment on here

like ppl tie the value of their feelings to an incongruent metric of engagement bro wtf happened to us.

[. @sussvarman]

this is the single greatest articulation of this topic ive ever seen. the most understood ive ever felt in my experiences with this.

[Wren @jaunty_aphorism]

Being suicidal is a very lonely place to be. Most ppl don't want to hear about it, & those who do, often run out of patience quickly. You are grappling with the decision to leave everyone & everything, something you must do alone. Unlike most other major life decisions, there 1/

[. @sussvarman]

also articulate people cant fight

[. @sussvarman]

the fact that 'articulate' is the word they're looking for makes this hall of fame levels of funny

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

y'all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? like you're intelligent but you can't express it when you're speaking? it's so frustrating

[. @sussvarman]

@KhanStopMe @dannymcmahon i could def help here!

[. @sussvarman]

this is cap

u just gotta let that mf do a bit of improv and fake laugh

[. @sussvarman]

im 99% sure this is performance art. like real life andy kaufman stuff.

bc OP is 100% right, this is a crazy thing to do to yourself for money.

but if that's the case, why did it succeed wildly? do we collectively embolden that incentive?

[sweet angel baby @disciplinegirI]

this makes no sense to me. what was the social experiment? See how much I can ruin my body and embarrass myself then go back to normal? fuck that gotta do with us

[. @sussvarman]

@WALASIA @lordtstxn which beat machine was it

[. @sussvarman]

but no the reason why im able to reference wildly specific things at the drop of a hat is bc of how much family guy i watched. in spite of all the violence and movies and sex on tv.

[. @sussvarman]

family guy is very digestible access to american pop culture, and notable art in general.

i had NO way of knowing who donny osmond was as a tamil child, but thanks to family guy i know he fucked his sister (?) which carries weight for a lost child navigating the world

[. @sussvarman]

whenever i say 'child of immigrants', im probably gna to explain why family guy is actually good. im not even kidding ive done this many times.

[. @sussvarman]

my favorite scene in a movie ever so so so good