schmackofatzer

it is i

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[Never Goon 🐂🀄️🅿️ @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Set a personal record this morning.
Most days lived in a row.

[S @sofifimurda]

Situationship who understands that you are quantum entangled with ur ex and doesn't make a big deal about it

[trevy @chillextremist]

He then proceeded to ball out crazy style against all odds

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Yassified my friend’s baby to maintain anonymity and then yassified myself because I felt busted next to him

[Jyggalag, Princess of Order @_Jyggalag_]

Ok but would you do the dishes

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

All human behavior is performative besides the crying of an infant.

[drezzdon @drezzzdon]

@cat_wintergreen i love you

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

DRIVING IS A BATTLE OF WILLS BETWEEN YOUR DESIRE TO SAFELY REACH YOUR DESTINATION AND THE CARS DESIRE TO HAVE A GLORIOUS DEATH ... THIS IS WHY YOU MUST NEVER DRIVE AN AUTOMATIC, OR HEAVEN FORBID, A "SELF DRIVING" CAR

[nai @botttoms]

masturbas mi corazón y luego no quieres que se vengan mis sentimientos

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

I'm not into cinema and visual arts but when it comes to poetry and novels, I'm not just a typical audience. #Books
#AvidReader

[gordon freeman from black mesa @portal2urmom]

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[Rot Brutal Gutaussehend @Sassalbo030]

6 - 7

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i moved over a year ago and my murder of crows has finally found me. thank god. i only moved a mile from my old place but they’re himbos so it took them longer to locate me than i anticipated