Pheiffer Sutherland

Linguist. Reader, eater, baker, skater. Adventuring abroad and seeing all of the things.

[Tom Eaton @TomEatonSA]

Some viewers panicking over '7de Laan' gay kiss. Really hope they're sitting down when they get told that Dr Verwoerd has been assassinated.

[Pheiffer Sutherland @Sutherlandia7]

Hungover @amymsquirrell: "why do bad things happen to me? I just wanted to drink lots of alcohol with no consequences", followed by "HALP"

[Pheiffer Sutherland @Sutherlandia7]

This week's gem:
Me: who can tell me what makes a good summary?
Student: a holiday
Me: huh?
Student: SUMMERy
Me: *dies*

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

📈Top 5 lookups right now, in order:
1. fascism
2. sex (this is always in the top 10)
3. anathema
4. Svengali
5. bigot

Good night!

[Brynn @frootylou]

Funny how y'all call feminists feminazis and the grammar police grammar nazis but call real nazis alt-rights

[Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine]

Paul Klee - Suffering Fruit - 1933

[Pheiffer Sutherland @Sutherlandia7]

Today in my class a student told another student off for mansplaining. I'm one fucking happy teacher #teacherlife #feministclassrooms

[Pheiffer Sutherland @Sutherlandia7]

According to one of my new students, he reads 'very slow like a noob'. I think I like this class.

[Pheiffer Sutherland @Sutherlandia7]

@curlybeach I strive to be as adult as you 🙏

[Pheiffer Sutherland @Sutherlandia7]

@curlybeach you have kitchen roll?! Now that's adult.

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

So many fucks will need to be given, in 2017. Start growing yours now

[Pheiffer Sutherland @Sutherlandia7]

2/2 ...because there's only one in the bar and gender is a construct anyway so who even fucking cares right?!'

[Pheiffer Sutherland @Sutherlandia7]

@amymsquirrell's comments on toilets 1/2 'tfw you go to the loo in a lesbian bar and the women's is occupied so you got to the men's

[Pheiffer Sutherland @Sutherlandia7]

@amymsquirrell + @HollieBlanchard "I'm so vegan I lactate Alpro"

[Just a Lesbian Girl @JustALesGirl]

I love the queerness and grunginess of #RollerDerby!
I'm excited for the Rockers game today!
@Sutherlandia7 @amymsquirrell @gillienoncarne

[Pheiffer Sutherland @Sutherlandia7]

@curlybeach LITERALLY CRYING